Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Lucariojr]

Granted, but it


I wish for three more wishes.

[Webby2]

Granted, you get three wishbones.

I wish for a pet cow.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but the cow has Mad Cow Disease and kills you by eating your brains.

I wish none of my wishes go wrong.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, but now none of your wishes are granted unless you unwish that none of the wishes go wrong.

I wish Walt Disney was still alive so he could tell off Disney Channel for having ONE cartoon.

[Dracon]

Unfortunately Fineas and Pherb exists and Walt would no longer heve the motivation to go on a killing spree.

I wish I were a little bit slimmer.

[master1]

Granted. You are unnoticeabley slimmer.

I wish for rain. =3

[q.c.™]

Yes.. but it's raining pigs.. and they go splat on everything.. wow thats horrible.




I wish for Pokemon.

[Mr shadow]

yeah but you take a nap with your new snorlax and he rolls on top of you and kills you.

i wish i had nothing

[master1]

Granted.
*You cease to exist*

Your body and soul were "something."

I wish for CANDEH!

[Spook]

Granted.
Your Clothes,Brain,House,Family,Life and All things you own/Love/Know go and you get Candy as a replacement
Enjoy.

I wish to have an anti-Moth gun.

[Mr shadow]

but its broken and you get turned into a moth

i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sammich

[q.c.™]

Well. I'm sorry. Btu I ate it before I gave it to you.





Wish for music to be my hot hot sex.

[master1]

Granted, but listening to your iPod/MP3 player in public results in... Embarrasing situations...


I wish I had all my stuff back. ;-;

[Spook]

Granted but you get TOO much stuff and you get squashed.

I wish For A working Anti-Moth Gun >_<

[Mr shadow]

granted, but you kill one moth, and the rest eat you alive.

i wishi had something to do -.-