Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted. You're a burger. D:

I wish for Pepsi. :3

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but I drink it.

I wish for a very specific object... I wish for a something!

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, your something is a nothing.

I wish for this:

[Charlie The Umbreon]

Granted, but it turns into a cat.

I wish for Gerard Way to be my husband. xDD

[Spriter Neb]

Link: Okay! but, he soon commites Suicide. sorry.

Navi: I wish that I got to say "Hey! Listen" at the beginning of the post, like usual...

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Okay, the next time you say "Hey! Listen!" will be your last sentence.

Wish there were no more people on Pkmn.net who talk through made up characters instead of themselves.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Easy peasy. Granted

I wish nothing bad wold ever happen to me. Ever.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you get bored, having escaped death.

I wish for a pony.

Thank you for your time, Carlos.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but you go riding on it, it bucks you off, tramples on your face, runs away, and gets hit by a car.

[ᄂΛZΣЯ_X]

Granted, but you get none at all. I wish for as many wishes as I want.

[Shadow Master 115]

Granted, but every wish you make must involve being kissed by an old wrinkly woman

I wish I could breath under water

[dr-barno]

granted, but you become an entire fish.

i wish for more chocolate.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

A dog poops in your hand.

I couldn't resist.

I wish I had FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Tough luck.

I wish.

[ᄂΛZΣЯ_X]

You get nothing.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.