Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[dr-barno]

But you have to have one anyways.

i wish i could think of something to wish

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, your wish is to fall off a cliff.

I wish I had a pot noodle.

[dr-barno]

granted, but you have to have those two idiots from the adverts singing about it while you eat it.

i wish for an extra 5 minutes

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but just before that five munites starts you're hit by a random falling hammer and are knocked unconscious. You wake up six minutes later.

I wish I had a home cinema on the roof of my bedroom.

[dr-barno]

granted, but it can only show one film, which is the worst one in your opinion

i wish i could stop posting on this forum.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you post on Feet Munchers Network instead, and your friends discover and announce it in class, forcing you to leave the country and flee to Mexico, where you meet Carlos, and he throws a watch in your face.

I wish for a merry go round.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but it explodes with you on it.

I wish I had a million monies. Yes, monies. Not pounds. Not dollars. Not Euros. Not pennies. Not even yen. Monies.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted, but they all turn out to be fake.



I wish I didn't have writer's block. Ever.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but then everyone else gets it. Except me. Heh-heh.

I wish I could have a longer holiday.

[Hicky]

Granted, but it lasts forever and, thus, Gordon Brown doesn't return to office, and neither does Harriet Harman, causing anarchy, in which you are promptly killed.

I wish for a Taiwanese beer.

[master1]

Granted.
*gives you some hiking boots*
Go get it.

I wish for this guy's troubles to all go away. *points to guy*

[Hicky]

Granted, but it's pink. You are now an international laughing stock.

I wish I could never wish again...

[Apprentice]

Granted.
...
It's misery in itself.

I wish I had some KFC right now.

[Hicky]

Granted, but it is poisonous.

I wish for madness. Beautiful madness.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but the madness is all yours.

I wish I could fly. Oh ya.