Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted. Torchwood was originally the codename for Doctor Who to hide it from the press. *gives you the second series of Doctor Who*

I wish PERSONYOUDONTKNOW wouldn't just drop an RP halfway through.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You were due to appear at a psychic's convention, where you meet your untimely end. Didn't see that coming, huh?

No, no I didn't. *cough*yes I did.*cough*

Oh and, PERSONYOUDONTKNOW stops making Rp's altogether.

I wish I knew who the person was.

[master1]

Granted, but he has a fetish for snuff and is a necrophile (seriously). *introduces you in a dark ally and leaves*

I wish I had a Team Rocket outfit.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

*Uses a smoke bomb and dissapears into thin air.*
I'm a ghost that can carry things.

Oh and your wish is granted, but it has been charmed to squeeze the life out of you. *Uses super glue to stick it on.*

I wish I could do a cartwheel.

[MOP]

Granted but you stop half way and stay like that forever.

I wish pee was clean and smelled of roses...warming in bed for those long Winter nights where you don't want to walk on the cold tiles in the bathroom. Think about it, you want this wish badly. 

[master1]

Granted, but this results in internal infections for everyone  in the world because the bacteria and viruses aren't being ejected.
(But yes, that would be an evolutionary genius)

I wish Justin Lee Collins would... You know... Stop being so annoying. >>;

[zorro1]

Okay, he's embarrassing instead...


I wish I wish I was brave.

[Spartacus]

Granted but you are so brave that you challenge Chuck Norris to a fight and ultimately meet your doom in horrible squelching fashion.

Oh ,I wish that it could be Christmas everyday-ay-ay-ay.

( ^ Wizzard -does this count in the Whadya listening to forum? )

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted but santa works too much, so he quits!

i wish... I GOT THE POWER!

[Spartacus]

Granted but unfortunatly you SNAP - Geddit?


I wish I had better jokes.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

1st of all, no
2nd of all, you do tell jokes, but while reading your own famouse book,you walk of a cliff
I wish I was a KUNG FU FIGHTAH!

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but one time you punch so hard that it retaliates and it hits you instead.

I wish I had no work to do...

[MOP]

Granted you have no work when you're expelled for high treason to your school/college/uni. Feel free to enjoy your new found freedom by getting a job.

I wish I was lovable and smelled like freshly cut grass.

[master1]

Granted. *turns you into a rose*
... =D

I wish the world wasn't so cruel and dark towards the misunderstood.

[MOP]

Granted but the world becomes so in love with the dark and misunderstood it starts to stalk them...and smell their shoes!

Granted. *turns you into a rose*

...you know my thorns are just for show.   

I wish I could draw in a style of my own.