Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted. *turns you into a female lion and drops you in the African savannah*
=D

I'm sorry, I had to laugh!

Granted but it's the cooking channel. You're starved and you have no food. O_O

I wish I had a better imagination (I wished this a couple times before...).

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon

I wish i had an portable hard drive for my laptop.

[MOP]

Granted but to pay for it you have to sell your laptop.

I wish China would invade everywhere and just get World War III over and done with.

[Yugi24862]

granted, but it's massive water war instead of guns.

I wish I could remember the words to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[THE ARBITER]

you remember but old godzilla for got where he was hopin around so he starts hoping in your negibor hood  an crushes half of your house where all your games were.
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i wish for flying ice cream

[Yugi24862]

granted, but it flies into your pants

I with I had good and fast handwriting 

[THE ARBITER]

you do but its chineese an you forget english so only chineese can read it

i wish for a icecream that walks realy slow man so it cant escape

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but it becomes eternal summer so it melts andruns down the sewer.

I wish there was a way to pass tests without studying.

[THE ARBITER]

granted they found out you cheated

i wish for a new halo game

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon

I don't think you get sentenced to death...do you? <shrug>

Granted but I didn't quite understand your wish so instead you land INSIDE a halo game and you're one of the enemies...<BANG>...

I wish I had more jello...

[master1]

Granted. *the oceans turn into jello, causing climate change and drout*

I wish my teeth would clean themselves.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you create something so popular everyone copies it and no-one can remember you invented it, you sentenced to death for copyright fraud of your own creatinon

You will in the future,

Granted, but when you look in the mirror they are so clean you are blinded and can never see again.

I wish i could run without tiring.

[Yugi24862]

granted but your leg bones have a disability meaning you can only walk

I wish for my new computer to get here before X-mas

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but on the way here it breaks because of the rush.

I wish I can send things before the deadline.

[iKod]

Granted, but they never arrive.

I wish the name of this forum game changes.