Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted, but it only works for my post.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

[MOP]

Granted you may have roast badger or your own foot in a love French dressing.

I wish someone would kiss me under the mistletoe...also I wish I had some mistletoe.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but a) you hate the person and they force you to marry them and b) you do but it burns while you're under it and your face is disfigured forever.

I wish my deadlines where later.

[iKod]

Granted, but now they decide not to accept your work.

I wish for non-lethal, non-flammable, non-corrosive, non-infected pie, also, it must appear right in front of me without falling or having anything happen to it or me. And make it tasty.
(seems uncorruptable enough, in any case.)

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted. The pie is so good, you become horrible to other kinds of pies and pie factories sue you for hurting their pies. <shrug>

I wish I was more specific...

[master1]

Granted, but when you see a woman with a small child crossing the street, it takes you too long to warn her of the speeding car that's about to hit her.

I wish it was snowing.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but the snowflakes melt before they reach the ground and turn into very low rain.

I wish i could not freeze.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. instead you melt 

I wish I could be bothered to make an rp on the forums!

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but no one joins it. O_O

I wish I can turn into various animals and not get hunted and I am able to revert back to human whenever I want(I get to have this ability for at least 5 years).

Seems uncorruptible enough...

[iKod]

Granted, but there various animals you can turn into are slugs, and different types of slugs.

I wish money rained from the sky (paper bills, plz)

[auronofpokemon]

granted, but they're all stolen

I wish for a bottle of liquid.. Any liquid

[pokeman12345]

granted,but the liquid is pee.

I wish that the girl that I like,likes me and we date with each other

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but at your first date she leaves you.

I wish i knew the mechanics of spontaneous combustion

[MOP]

Granted, but you learn through experience as you combust yourself.

I wish for the next poster to have an uncorrupted wish about me.   

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you corrupted it yourself

I wish i din't have to get up for work experience tomorrow