Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Avian]

Granted, but it now serves no purpose.

I wish for 200,000 Wii points.

[iKod]

Granted, but Shortland Street ceases to exist in any way.

I wish I could win at everything.

[THE ARBITER]

ganted but you become obecie


i wish for ronald land

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but no. Just no.

I wish Miley Cyrus' head would not explode. Hehe.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but her brain does.

I wish nothing, or something.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but now you are made of rubber.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[Avian]

Granted, but nobody likes what you write. (No offence)

I wish that my drawings wouldn't suck.

[Awkward Squirtle]

granted, but no-one appreciates them.

I wish people would make better wishes.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but only for 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000 of a second.


I wish I was more controversial!

[Moon Chaser]

Granted, but as i don't know what that means you now can't speak

I wish life wasn't as boring.

[MOP]

Granted, in the next ten minutes you will be transformed into a gelatinous lump, set on fire, catapulted into a cliff face and sucked in a rancor's nose. Then you die, the end.

I wish my infinite compression of space time and reality distorting technology was confined to set limits decided by the inter-dimensional union of celestial powers, thus preventing my mind from burning due to the sheer depth of knowledge and power released from within. Also I want cats to be able to fly using the power of the mind.

[Steve Jobs]

Granted, but the cats have lazer eyes and make your mind burn anyway!!!

I wish nothing can go wrong with this wish

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted. Nothing has gone wrong with your wish, ,and you have accomplished nothing

I wish pokémon were real and didn't eat me.

[Avian]

Granted, but my Spheal froze you solid!

I wish for a real, live Spheal.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but you will never know where it is.

I wish that magic is real.