Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but then you will be stepped on.

I wish to relax.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but you cant move.
I wish I could do things  with my mind!

[THE ARBITER]

yes but you loose your mind

i wish to see a GOAT

[Darkwing]

Granted... sadly it is in the bedroom of the other Dumbledore.

I wish for a Brokeback Mountain style soccer movie.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish to live til 2100.

[THE ARBITER]

granted you have become old cranky blind an have an adiction to prune juice
lol

i wish forthe icecream man game in halo

[iKod]

granted, but you die.

i wish people actually made good questions or good answers in here.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted but you are banned from this thread and are unable to witness them.

I wish for world peace without aliens!!!

[iKod]

granted, but before peace can be reached, the entire world partakes in a devastating war, killing everyone.


i wish i was immune to nukes and the radiation they emit.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but now you cant live without it!

I wish I, and only I had a real pokemon, that obeys me, nisnt a magicarp or lvl. 1
and wont kill anyone!

[Darkwing]

Granted... Problem is it's a Porygon that knows Flash, complete with a disobediant nature.

I wish for a long weekend with me getting to experience a "Double Dip"

(Note the double dip is not a food reference.)

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, but then no one will go up to you cause your skin would look so different.
i wish for eternal life and youth

[Moon Chaser]

granted but you live your life and watch everyone you know/love die.

I wish that i had a pet Phoenix that will be obedient and not attack me.

[Gusparce]

Granted, you now have a virtual pet Phoenix. I wish I was a Dunsparce.....

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but you are currently in an egg that will hatch in 1000 years

I wish i was a wolf