Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted... but the chef is insane enoughh to confuse Cinamon and Curry Powder.

I wish for a Live action movie of Naruto

[MOP]

Granted but the film is as long as all the episodes put together and you die of old age watching it.

I wish China would just admit most of their workforce are basically slaves.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

...I don't like you.

Granted, but then they blow you up with their nukes afterwards as they can't trust you to keep your mouth shut. Or they'll assasinate you with their seductive...umm... assasins.

I wish Holland win the world cup.

also @shadoweevee
granted but it's made by the same people who did dragonball evolution.

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted, but they go so crazy afterwards that Gremany would have been a better choice.

I wish I could have some popcorn.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Granted, but the microwave popcorns are not microwaved.

I wish for eternal slumber

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted, but you also have an eternal Nightmare.

I wish... I could sing better =[

[MOP]

Granted but you can only sing in a deep manly voice.

I wish Hahex didn't hate me.   

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted: But he's blocked

I wish we had the whole day off school tomorrow, not just half

[Buttons The Plural™]

You just got a penny!!!!!!!

if i had just one extra penny i could do my laundry T.T

Granted but you will have to finish school at 11pm, every single day for the rest of your life. even on weekends.

i wish it was tomorrow.

[Moon Chaser]

granted but it is midnight

I wish the ferret will fall asleep.

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but all it's fur will fall out.

i wish i could fall asleep

[AlphaBetaDelta]

Granted, but you never fall asleep again.

I want fast internetz

[Pokemon Isshu Lover 593]

... ...

*post sniping Moon Chaser* It's June 10th, or 6/10/??. You're bound to have bad luck.

I wish Moon Chaser was more popular.

[M, P, T: F. F. Isshu]

Granted, but she DESTROYS Trevor..

[AlphaBetaDelta]

Granted, they become overreative at age 1.

I wish for faster internet goddamnit!