Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted but your computer explodes into pink dust

I wish for something to do

[MOP]

Granted here's my coursework.

I wish I could try the 4th gen. pokemon games.

[M, P, T: F. F. Isshu]

Mijumaru: Granted, BUT!!!!! 4gen kills your butt!

*Tsutaaja wishes HGSS Difficult Mode wasn't closed*

[yk]

granted but suddenly it closes again

i wish that i was poisoned to death

[purplerush]

Granted but somehow you still feel the pain of being poisoned for the rest of your afterlife.

I wish I was more photogenic.

[TickTockTheCroc]

granted but everyone else becomes even MORE photogenic so by comparison you are the same.

I wish I had the box set of seasons 2, 4 and 5 of Batman: The Animate Series. and Red Dead Redemption on the PS3.

[purplerush]

Granted but the disks are too scratched to work =P

I wish there would be a thundersorm tonight

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted, but with thunder comes lightning which happens to strike you. Come on, you saw that one coming.

I wish I could be bothered levelling stuff up to level 100 :/

[purplerush]

Granted you can now be bothered but all your pokemon run awaaay before you get the chance.

I wish it was 12 pm

[NaCl]

Granted, but it's 12pm of yesterday so you have to repeat a day.

I wish i didn't have to clean the house

[Gusparce]

Now you have to clean ten houses. I wish I WAS A DUNSPARCE!!! lol.

[purplerush]

Granted but you are now constantly stuck in a Pc box =]

I wish I was in my bed

[yk]

Granted but your bed is full of bloodthirsty bedbugs!






I wish for world peace.

[purplerush]

Granted but the world blows up. ahhh peaceful... =P

I wish my scanner didn't eat the shading on my pictures.

[NaCl]

Granted, now it just eats the pictures.

I wish I knew how to bake bread from scratch.