Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but I eat waffles,therefore killing you.

I wish that it was impossible hurt/annoy me and everything that could evaporates.NO MATTER WHAT!

[RBAY Research Fund]

Kirby: Granted, but you never die.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Kirby: Granted, but you never die.That's good.
Me: I wish I had some chocolate pie.

Granted,but the pie explodes and you go 6 feet under in a coffin.

I wish I had a Gyarados.

[lugia95]

Granted, but you don't have enough gym badges, so it go's out of control and kills you.

I wish Black and White would come out tomorrow.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you get arrested for getting Kyurem to answer your calls.

I wish I had an over-sized coffee mug (SBSP ref)

[spritey]

Granted but it spills, and leaks hot liquid on you and kills you.

I wish everyone on the forums was an Unown addict.

[superzigzagoon]

Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)

[superzigzagoon]

Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)

Superunown: Granted but everyone on this forum is rubbish at Pokemon because their using weak Pokemon (Unown)

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death, Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9)

Granted but my Zigzagoons thought you said John the Vulpix (opps)
So that's  what you where given.

I wish Mario Party 9 would come out soon without it ending in death Mario Party 9 becoming rubbish, all copies lost or destroyed or getting advertised by John and Edward (Just like Dragon Quest 9).

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you die.Because I can make you say that you wanted to die.

I wish I had a super-tall KK hat.(Another ref)

Granted,but I repeated the same thing that happened.

[spritey]

Granted, but you had no wish for me to grant. =P
So I'll give you a wish of my own choice.

You wished for a throne at the highest peak of the distortion world, ruling above everyone and eliminating anyone who interferes with you.

And that is officially granted. And you could say he wanted to die because you are death itself, as in Giratina of the Graveyard. =P

I wish Bowser would just die so I can finally be the best Fireball Addict.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you die too.
I wish I didn't wish so I then caused a paradox.

[Ferox]

Granted but in that paradox you are a BIDOOF
I wish B&W would come out now. ;;

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but it is not Pokemon Black and White.it is a game called B/W.
I wish for nothing

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but you die  (REVENGE!!!)

I wish I had a Mars bar.