Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Backsauce]

Granted, but the first second your eyes look at it a volbeat uses tailglow, then flash, then light screen, then sunny day and you become blind.
I wish for ANOTHER stick that i can name sticky!

[RBAY Research Fund]

Me: Granted, but it's stolen by Spikehead. I wish I could FLY!

[aer_dingus]

granted, but you fly with giant chicken wings. attractive.

i wish i had a shiny eved aerodactyl

[TrickTester]

Granted but it eats you.

I wish people wouldn't be such an arse to me.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but they become worse.

I WISH I HAD AN OVER-SIZED COFFEE MUG.

[Kona]

You get a mug, but it's so big that it falls on your head and crushes you.

I wish I had a massive house on a private island.

[aer_dingus]

granted, its all yours,  but you don't know where it is.

i wish i could have any song on my ipod without having to buy or download it.

[TrickTester]

Granted but then your ipod Goes missing...

I wish i wasn't bored.

[Backsauce]

granted, your not bored...ok your bored again.
I wish for 2 sticks that i can name Sticky and Stickay!

[spritey]

Granted but one day you get lost on a hike and have to make a fire so you burn the two sticks for firelight. You realised that it wasn't enough wood and you don't have an axe so you fell some thin branches for more wood. The fire spread from the long branches, causing a forest fire that scorched you before you could even blink.

I wish I could help the scorched one recover.

[Backsauce]

Granted, you use a burn heal. To get to the scorched one you put out the fire with a Staryu. After the scorched one recovered, the fire came back to scorch you and the healed one went to go look for more sticks to name.

I wish non-flammable sticks that absorb fire and not get hurt, injured, scorched, or burned, that I could name Sticky, Sticky Jr., Stickay, and Stickey!

[spritey]

Granted but as you slowly walk out of the scorched forest, you drop accidentaly trip on a half-burnt branch and the sticks fly out of your hands and fall into a nearby brook and the current carries them away down a waterfall.

I wish the waterfall became longer, taller, more dangerous, wider, and deeper right after the sticks tumbled down.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Granted but too much water falls on your head, so you go unconcious and while you are, you're eaten by wolves.

I wish that Gravity was no more!

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

granted, but you sffocate in space

I wish, that life didn't suck!!!

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but then you meet me and you start to wish you hadn't made that wish.

I wish I could be a flying ninja! KAPOW!