Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, but it levels to level 100 after one battle and doesn't get any evs.

I wish I won those damn tickets to see Linkin Park at the iTunes festival.

[Shadow Lykan™]

You get the tickets, but they're for 2020 and the world is going to end next year apparently.

I wish my teddy bear was alive. (He's one of those Teddy Scares named Granger.)

[spritey]

I don't believe in 2012.

Granted but the fire that burned Ninetalesgirl421's money tree and house spread to your house and burned everything excluding the teddy bear. But then a half-burnt, weakened tree collapsed and landed on the teddy and then it caught on fire and burned. Now it is officially dead.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Then bad luck comes because you didn't make a wish, and the fire spreads and turns your room into an inferno.

I wish I could get a certain Vulpix hoodie I saw somewhere for free. 

[spritey]

Granted but sadly I cannot corrupt your wish because the fire burned me dead and the point of this topic is to have wishes be corrupted, but this wish was not corrupted so that makes this the worst possible wish corruption in the whole universe.

Even if you could get the vulpix hoodie, it doesn't mean you would get the vulpix hoodie. =P

So the Vulpix hoodie burned and never existed ever again.
jk no harshness really.

I wish for for for for for for for for for for...

Can you figure out what I wished for?

so these wish corruptions would end after this post and no one would ever crush people's hopes and dreams ever again! =0

[RBAY Research Fund]

???: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[spritey]

I crushed your hopes and dreams? Or was that too hard to corrupt? Heehee. =o

No wish. No point. No say.

I wish for a rare encounter with shiny Victini.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted but then you throw a Pokeball instead of an Ultra/Master Ball, and it runs away

I wish that I had an unlimited amount of Hp/PP ups. I just can't seem to find enough of them 

[spritey]

Granted but the bottles of HP up and PP up are just HP and PP up bottles, that are empty with nothing in them. So now you are stuck with infinite empty bottles so you'd be buried under a mountain of them. You'll spend the rest of your life recycling.

I wish the next poster received a shiny Pachirisu with perfect IVs and moveset with an excellent item. This pokemon would be breeded and in a regular pokeball. I hope that its trainer would train and love it very well! And I also hope that the Pachirisu would not be hacked. Enjoy it. =]

[Ninetalesgirl421]

That was nice! But wait...

Do I have to corrupt this gift? *looks at topic title* I guess... srry for this...

Granted but then I send a hacked Pokemon back to you which corrupts your save file. (Well it does say to have your wish horribly corrupted)

I wish I wasn't so nice sometimes 

[Darkwing]

Granted, but you're now an extra staff member working in the fiction restraunt Lila's from the movie Latter Days. The good side, you get to be mean as much as you like.

the bad side... there are no straight men on the staff, or indeed in most of the city.


I wish for a warp to Themyscira

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you must DIE.

*Beepbeepbeep*"WHAT THE-"*Explosion.*

Haha.

I wish I had every single beyblade.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted but then the beyblades' animal spirits or whatever maul you.

I wish there was an easier (and less tedious) way of training my team w/o Rare Candies.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you never found it out.


Audino sneakey,huh?

I wish I had an oversized coffee mug

[Backsauce]

Wish granted. Just kidding it's a SMALL-sized coffee mug.

I wish.... FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS ON THIS THREAD TO MAKE A WISH.