Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted... But it only ends on the day I marry Katie Price.

I wish I hadn't just made myself so violently sick at that thought.

[lugia95]

Granted but you were only slightly less sick at the thought.

I wish for more info on the pokemon 3ds and wii games.

[Infernalbird]

Granted, but its a side game that no one likes.

I wish for a chicken.

[spritey]

Granted but the chicken is made of glass and is a glass scultpture that is so delicate, that it breaks without contact.

[Backsauce]

Granted, You get nothing for all occasions in which there is cake or presents.

I wish for a rod that I can name Sticky

[spritey]

After you name it, I come over and snap it in two.

I wish for a wild Pansage and Panpour encounter.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but they both eat each other.

I wish I could be in AP World History next year.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but I made a mistake and made it one eternity.
I wish I had a Magikarp.I don't mind if he evolves.He can't harm me.

[spritey]

Granted but I chop it up into pieces, sizzle it on a grill, with a side of Whirlipede rings, and eat it. Mmmm...yummy.

I wish I didn't have to pretend it being yummy.

[Backsauce]

Granted, you don't pretend that it's yummy, you pretend that it's delicious when it's actually disgusting, the worst thing you ever tasted in your life. Eating it causes you to throw up constantly and have uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish for sticky to come back to life. 1 sticky is enough, I can't handle 2x the fun, too overwhelming.

[spritey]

Granted but I snap it again and that was its last life.

I wish for a lv.100 shiny Kyurem encounter.

[Infernalbird]

Granted, but you don't have any pokemon or pokeballs and it invites you to a barbecue, you have the most epic lunch ever and a nuke hits you. You both die

RIP. Unknown addict

[Backsauce]

Granted, but you can never make a decent wish ever again.

I wish for Sticky to come back to life and to have immortality.

[lugia95]

Granted, but their is an apocalypse, and Sticky is doomed to a life without anyone else.

I wish for lots of money.

[yk]

Granted, in Monopoly Money.

I wish I could have Keldeo.