Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Kpyna]

Granted, but they make it the only move Meowth can learn.

I wish I'd wake up full of energy tomorrow morning.

[lk_01112]

Granted but you run out of energy after one hour.

I wish I had a turtle as a pet.

[Phyrior]

Congratulations! You're now the very proud owner of a temperamental Bowser Koopa...

I wish I could unsay that...

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you get stuck in a continues time loop where you keep repeating and unsaying it...    I wish for a watermelon shaped like a dog.... 

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted...wait,you wanted a watermelon shaped like a dog?Tough luck.I gave you a dog shaped like a watermelon and you are going to LIKE IT.

I wish I could upgrade my Windows XP to Windows 7 and Totally get rid of Windows Vista forever.And then it'll be...


FOREVER ALONE 

[Nightmare Eater]

Well granted but Vista didn't like being left like that so it went evil and attacked you.

I wish that I could grow wings and retract them at any time I want.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but you'll never have a decent shirt again.

I wish I could mend things with my mind.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. You can now mend things with your mind. Literally. As in, "take your brain out and use it to stick things together" literally.

I wish I could go and see Fast and Furious 5. With a never ending bucket of buttered popcorn.

[Phyrior]

Granted, you die of cholesterol poisoning the next day, and as it is indeed never-ending, the rest of the world immediately follows...

I wish for a penny, found tails-side-up.

[spritey]

Granted but the penny was smudged on both sides so you couldn't tell if it was heads or tails. It was so dirty that you threw it out.

I wish for someone to make up whatever I wish for right now and corrupt it anyway they wanted.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Every Unown that ever lived has been corrupted.

I wish this wish would have the most random corruption ever.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted, but flying pigs start falling from the sky and they eat the worlds entire supply of peanut butter...   I wish that, that last corruption wasnt so random 

[Phyrior]

Granted, You and your friends are dead. GAME OVER

I wish someone got that lame reference...

[spritey]

Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.

I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.

(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but the person who got the lame reference is not a member of this forum so you can't tell if anyone got the reference.

I wish I could play my Pokemon Black game again just like it came in my dream.

(My DS died. I couldn't play games. One day I had a dream that I was playing it again.)

(How sad. For that, a nice corruption)

Granted. But it's not Pokemon Black. Its a Pokemon White with the exact same data as your Pokemon Black.

I wish any system of any name wouldn't die.