Send-A-Message Thread

[f3raligatr]

Dear People on Facebook,

The next one of you to use the, ahem, word "GORJISS" or post an album's worth of pictures of your sleeping baby is getting deleted so help me. Cheers.

Dear people on Facebook,

This is far too tempting.

Rob

[Clairefable]

Dear everyone

naw don't that's not nice

[Spriter]

Dear Facebook.

Post some GORJISS pictures please!

[Shaymin]

dear me
get a hold of all your feels ಠ___ಠ
me

[f3raligatr]

Mirror mirror, on the wall..

Who is the most handsome of them all?

Oh, why thank you, thank you very much. I do think I'm quite ravishing today, dashing and incredibly fine. What? You think I've got such a lovely personality too? Somewhat eccentric, random but charming? Ah, yes, I feel it too, passionate definitely.

So why in the hell can't you spout some cahones, go walk over to her, tell her she's beautiful and carry her off into the sunset?

Just because her eyes are utterly gorgeous, she's so sweet she was clearly dipped in sugar from being born until puberty, she's probably more fitting for you than you'd dare let yourself admit to and that she's actually probably the only girl quite capable of jumping up to your own level of madness.. doesn't mean you should be a bottling wimp.

...

She is fine though.

<3


iunno who that's for, it started out quite well and then i went off on a tagent..

[OranBerrySandvich]

why else would i hound you so much

Because you're bored and decided to do this to pass the time?

Either way, I think we should stop seeing each other.
Not that we ever did, but the point is, we cannot go any further. Now run along before I call the e-police or summat or nuffink.

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Dear You
Please, get a clue. I practically asked for your phone number, so please be a gentleman, take the hint and give it to me.  Or at least don't look at me or ignore me when I ask you again. You're with me in all the top classes, so why couldn't you even take a hint?!

Regards, Cecily

Dear Lady Luck

Please me a situation where I can easily ask for his phone number (so get him on his own) and stop me from complaining like a whiny teenager.

Regards, Cecily

[Richard and Blaziken]

Dear life,

I love you, I am sorry for those teenage years.

Dear PKMN.net,

I love you, I am sorry for those teenage years.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear Rich,

We love you too =]

[lukey lapras]

Mum: i dont smoke  laura: go away martin: thanks Amy: hope we last

[Kpyna]

drew,

          do you like me

[  ] yes                   [  ] no

~liz

[Clairefable]

Dear Get Me Out Of Here,

Why couldn't you have won that race? D: Then I'd be looking at £900 back from my bet instead of £90 ;m; Why did you have to be second? Knowing you were so close makes it even worse!

Dear Une Artiste,

You fabulous animal I want to adopt you and give you all the oats and sugar cubes and other nice horsie things in the world thanks to you I'm £90 better off so thanks mwah mwah 

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Dear Adam,
I love you and all, but you're my 16 year old guy-friend! Not a 58 year old stick in the mud!
You're going to dance at the prom with me, or I'll drag you around the bloodly floor!
From, your prom date.
P.S. thanks for asking me over facebook (not) man up and ask to my face...

Dear me,
Stick to the freaking exersize plan! You're so chubby, tone up fatty!
from, the future skinny Kirsty

dear T@R@
I like you, alot, but it's awkward cuz you're dating my brother... Sucks for me
from, the jealous younger sister.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Dear Pretend Damien Diddly or whatever the poster above me is called

whats wrong with being fat

from me

[Webby]

Dear A,
Well that's another mystery solved. Not sure why that came about tbf, but at least I know now. Maybe now I'll realise that I can stop being like this. (y)

Dear person I see everywhere,
Stop making me so nervous. I'm not sure why you make me nervous,

Dear R,
Never change. Never ever ever. <3

Dear everyone who has had this convo with me recently,
Please find a compliment that doesn't involve the words "nice" or "guarded" or "sweet". I would like to think that I'm more than a just an unknown doormat.

Love from Webby~~~