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[Reluctant Wailord]

Dear Person,
Well, excuse me for expecting you to have actually done something. You told me one thing, and then blame me for being abusive when I expect you to follow through. Well, excuse me, princess, but I generally expect people to follow through with what they said they'd do. What? You expected me to get on my knees and beg forgiveness? To plead that I be allowed the privilege of spending time with you? Well, listen here, sister. If there's one thing I know, it's that spending time doing something does not necessarily make you better at it. And if it did, DAMN. You must have been pretty poor at it if that's the best you can do.

Dear Place,
Why do all the people whose posts I can actually read have to be preoccupied? All I want is someone who doesn't misspell every other word and expect the world to grovel beneath their feet.

[sylar]

dear universe

sorry for existing lol

[sans the skeleton]

Dear Person,

ur so edgy thinking the ASD is some sort of insult lelelelelelelelel-

Just kidding, you're not.

Oh and give me my gloves back, I need them.

[Sizacu]

To Youtube,

I love how useful you can be in finding songs that have been stuck in my head for so long and finding episodes of tv shows that I loved to watch when I was younger, but at the same time possibly ruin those memories as well by pointing out various 'hidden' jokes. You're also terrible to use when I should be doing homework and not procrastinating.

- Nick

Also, to the rabid yaoi fangirls,

You honestly creep me out.

- Nick.

[The Captain]

Dear You,

I know you can't tell but when you smile you're the most beautiful person in the world and it makes me unfathomably happy.

I can think of the words for any situation but you render me speechless.

[MOP]

Dear elderly members,
have you noticed a sudden wave of marriages, engagements and babies on Facebook? I don't use the site much but I looked at people from my cohort and they're all set up with everything! D:
Oh well, I have some money now so that's a step up from last year.
-Nick

[Clairefable]

^ that feel, I know it well...

[Shaymin]

Dear elderly members,
have you noticed a sudden wave of marriages, engagements and babies on Facebook? I don't use the site much but I looked at people from my cohort and they're all set up with everything! D:
Oh well, I have some money now so that's a step up from last year.
-Nick

three of my friends from last year are all engaged.they're younger than me and i'm only 19 and one of them is pregnant and i don't understand

[Indianaanimefan]

Dear my younger bro and sis,

I know you're both like super sick right now, but so help me is you guys get me sick right after I just got better I will pour hot sauce into your drinks for weeks!

~Indiana

[Shaymin]

dear exam
pls have an easy question
love me

[sans the skeleton]

dear coursework
please go and do yourself
love me :|

[Shaymin]

dear exam
u had a nice question an all pls be nice to me in march
love me vuv

dear you
you were a fricking mistake
love me from 2015

[Clairefable]

dear stupid ex

stop contacting me, because it means I feel obliged to reply, and I don't want to, cuz you'll end up getting around me somehow and I don't want that

if you really care about me just go away and leave me alone

[f3raligatr]

Dear you.

You know who you are. And I know you still lurk around here.

I want you to face me, I want you to answer me. I want to know either way where the hell I stand, because I'm.. I'm at a loss. You know.. I'm not your enemy, I'm your friend still, or at least I thought I was, now I just get silence from you. Just because you can't face this place anymore doesn't mean you have to cut those closest to you away and cut us all out, just talk to us away from here which is all we did anyway. Or at least if you do, cut us completely out, at least tell us so to our faces and not bundled in riddles so we know exactly where we stand. I thought you had more respect for me than to do that mate.

Just.. answer me. I miss you, I want to help you too.

Hope Uni's going alright.

Rob.

[Reluctant Wailord]

Dear M,
I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry. I really do like you. You're a great person, a great friend.
But you're a pain to work with.
I didn't want to have to do this. I talked with you, I shouted at you. I tried asking someone higher than us. In the end, it had to be taken up with our head of year. Don't you get it? I don't want to fail. I've tried taking charge, I've tried compromising, I've tried bending to whatever you say works, apart from the parts I can't do. But you remain obstinate.
Just accept that this isn't going to work out. It's as much my fault as it is yours - so, the best thing we can do is just walk away from each other. I'm sorry.

Dear A,
Please stop touching me. As much as I like pretty girls touching my face, when they're scarier than the contents of a Big Mac and are doing it for sinister reasons I have yet to fathom, it's a little unnerving.

Dear -,
Personally, I think you'd look good in something dark, but not 'dark' dark. Something like maroon, or navy. It shouldn't be an elaborate dress either, just something to show your own beauty off. The dress shouldn't make you, you should make the dress.
Of course, I'm the third wheel. The tin dog. It doesn't matter what I think, because all I'm good for is just standing there, making you and him look better. But that's all right. i do things best when nobody notices me. You continue and be successful. I'll never be at your level, but I can damn well be all I can be.

Dear ~,
I know you've got far more potential in everything than I have. Education, fitness, personality, appearance, everything - I've accepted that, when the time comes, you'll surpass me in everything I've worked for, everything I've worked so hard to do. but I'll support you, because that's what I'm best at. And, when you're out there, showing the world who's the boss, just remember that I've got your back.
Because even the most brilliant of people get lonely.