What's confusing you right now?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

The annoying awkward silence really peeves me off, it's like, hey how are you... im good how are you?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

i just saw someone say 'hi my name is yuri'

ok who in their RIGHT MIND would claim that was their name/name their child that

probably think they're hxc or s/t but omg it's just embarrassing lol...

hi my name is shota doujinshi

[Catstorm]

i just saw someone say 'hi my name is yuri'

ok who in their RIGHT MIND would claim that was their name/name their child that

probably think they're hxc or s/t but omg it's just embarrassing lol...

Sometimes people don't think of how the kid feels when they grow up and have to use their name in public and in school. They only name it something "cute" because at first, they're a baby and apparently some babies need obscure "cute" names to be coolio in the mommy's world.

"Hi my name is Apple"

Whoever has that as their first name, good luck..

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Sometimes people don't think of how the kid feels when they grow up and have to use their name in public and in school. They only name it something "cute" because at first, they're a baby and apparently some babies need obscure "cute" names to be coolio in the mommy's world.

"Hi my name is Apple"

Whoever has that as their first name, good luck..

yeah but you don't name yourself after the japanese word for lesbian erotica of all things

[Shaymin]

hmm... last night a car alarm kept going off and i know for certain it wasn't either of my parents' cars. it was the kind of noise a house alarm makes, like wee woo wee woo (my dad's goes woo woo woo and my mum's sounds like it's beeping)

the funny thing was... i looked out of my curtains and my mum's cars lights were flashing

Oo

my mum's car is haunted.

[The Entertainer]

What's confusing is why there's like 3 other topics
that end in the same way this does, and basically same thing in each.

[sylar]

hi my name is shota doujinshi

and mine is yaoi bukkake nice to meet you

Whoever has that as their first name, good luck..

but they were called yuri

[Sebastian Moran]

Why oh why oh why is tumblr full of these "reblog if you hate child abuse/animal abuse/cancer" things?... I mean, come on, bloody... cancer! 
I don't know how many people look at that and go, hell no, i love cancer and the abuse of various things 
except for the funny people of course trolol 
 
Okay, the "reblog if you support xxyy" things, fine, whatever shakes your boat, because even though most people do seem to agree on things, there is a divide and hence the possibility that you might differ slightly or maybe you want to show that you care about "issues". I don't care. Whatever. 
 
But... cancer! 
Do the people who made the "if you hate" whatsits actually think, God, I want to make it absolutely clear that I am against this disease, because if I don't tell anyone then people will think that I think it's great? 
i wouldn't think so but apparently it's true judging by how often I see it. Though the "i'm against child abuse" one seems particularly popular right now. 
Bonus points if these come with a "if you don't reblog this then unfollow me" thing 
 
I don't know 
what else would i expect 
people, eh? eh? 
can't beat em 
or their children   
 

[Pam-the-Lamb]

It seems I have jynxed another persons relationship.... First time it happened I said "you WILL be dumped" they got dumped that night, now this time, yesterday I asked if they were still going out, got no answer, they split up either yesterday or today...

I love these awesome jynxing powers but I would love to be aware about when it's going to happen!

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Why oh why oh why is tumblr full of these "reblog if you hate child abuse/animal abuse/cancer" things?... I mean, come on, bloody... cancer! 
I don't know how many people look at that and go, hell no, i love cancer and the abuse of various things 
except for the funny people of course trolol 
 
Okay, the "reblog if you support xxyy" things, fine, whatever shakes your boat, because even though most people do seem to agree on things, there is a divide and hence the possibility that you might differ slightly or maybe you want to show that you care about "issues". I don't care. Whatever. 
 
But... cancer! 
Do the people who made the "if you hate" whatsits actually think, God, I want to make it absolutely clear that I am against this disease, because if I don't tell anyone then people will think that I think it's great? 
i wouldn't think so but apparently it's true judging by how often I see it. Though the "i'm against child abuse" one seems particularly popular right now. 
Bonus points if these come with a "if you don't reblog this then unfollow me" thing 
 
I don't know 
what else would i expect 
people, eh? eh? 
can't beat em 
or their children   

the piousness of this "if you don't obnoxiously show your agreement as aggressively as i do then you should be made to feel like a terrible human being" just gets on my wick most of the time its like a) preaching to the choir and b) we don't need no help feeling like terrible human beings gfffffff

i just wish so many of them weren't "do you hate children: ()Yes I hate children ()I am lying about not hating children" kinda loaded statements 

the "unfollow me now if..." ones are the funniest though it's like all sorta downtalk to a butler all "JEEVES YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME BY SPILLING THE CLOTTED CREAM ON MY LAP. UNFOLLOW ME NOW AND SEEK YOUR REPLACEMENT IMMEDIATELY" kind of stupid stuff and i'm like "ahahahahahaha what a bunch of losers" and probably unfollowed them like weeks ago dkjadkldhs

and mine is yaoi bukkake nice to meet you

do you want to meet my friend omotsu omorashi

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

life... it's difficult at the mo. feel tired and confused.... but hey nothing lasts forever i guess

[Liam]

Yesterday I started to dream when I was going to sleep, but I knew I was dreaming because in my dream I was in the exact same position but with my phone in my hand. Which I put down.

I tried to wake up from it but I couldn't move my body. It went completely stiff and I got kinda scared.

And then I got up, had some hot cranberry juice and crashed on the sofa watching tv.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Yesterday I started to dream when I was going to sleep, but I knew I was dreaming because in my dream I was in the exact same position but with my phone in my hand. Which I put down.

I tried to wake up from it but I couldn't move my body. It went completely stiff and I got kinda scared.

sleep paralysis

if you keep yourself mildly intact throughout that and don't panic usually it resolves itself to the beginning of a dream and hey ho you've WILDed into a lucid dream

[Liam]

Sounds pretty cool.

[MOP]

Huge group of girls from Cardiff uni were on my train to New Eltham, is it migration season? 
So pretty too. :3  *is shallow (edit: to be re-considered on advice from Liam)*