Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[aer_dingus]

yo momma's so lame, even magikarp won't be seen near her

[Treecko_addicted? Oh, yes!]

Yo mamma so old that she won't let me go to viridian forest before she gets her coffee!
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she worked at the pokecentre, super potions were selling triple that week!

[Specstile]

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought mew evolved into mewtwo.
Yo mamas so hot she makes me wanna Pikachu
Yo mamas so stupid she actualy went out and bought a preowned version of ranger to get another manaphy.

[aer_dingus]

Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.

^
hahaha! oh that is too funny!

your momma's so ugly, she is the reason why all the pokemon in Lavender tower are dead.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Yo mammas so ugly,she killed a cubones mother.

[Z:illyhoo]

Yo momma's so ugly, she made Purugly seem gorgeous.

[Spriter]

Yo mommas so ugly,she walks around in a wardrobe.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Yo momma's so fat she strains Psyduck's eyes and causes its head-aches.

[Skarmory8]

Yo mamma so ugly her ability is intimidate

Yo mamma so old she got Kabuto's signature in her yearbook

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"

Yo Momma's so fat. Ditto couldn't transform into her.

[Ferox]

Yo mamma so fat, even swalot couldn't eat her.

[aer_dingus]

yo momma's so fat, i caught her with a heavy ball.

[reddragon64]

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in the pool, her splash attacks actually do damage!

[aer_dingus]

yo mamma's so ugly, even a pokedex won't talk to her!

[The Entertainer]

^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"

No, they're more like "Damn dude! Hoh snap."

Yo mamma's so fat she caused the road block on route 12.
(Snorlax)