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Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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Captain Jigglypuff

Your momma's SO ugly that when Uxie looked at her, it wanted to erase its OWN memory!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

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SirBlaziken

your mom is so fat, snorlax and plakia combined look anorexic compared to her.
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Mr. Apple

yo mommas so fat, when someone used fissure, she didnt fall, she just got stuck!

SirBlaziken

Your mom is so common, a magikarp is rare compared to her
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NTN

Yo momma is so fat, Ditto struggles to transform into her.
I am your master.

SirBlaziken

Yo mamma is such a derp, bidoof fell in love with her.
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Captain Jigglypuff

Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


SirBlaziken

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed
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NTN

Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on July 24, 2013, 14:47
Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!

Yo momma is so stupid, she's more stupid than you forgetting to read the topic since these are supposed to be Pokémon related.

Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 24, 2013, 14:54
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed

Yo momma is so ugly, and I mean soooooooooooooooo ugly, that I'd rather look at Gyrados from Gen III.
I am your master.

SirBlaziken

yo mamma so ugly, I'd rather look at an infernape's backside
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NTN

Yo momma so stupid, she's more stupid than you copying my I'd-rather format! :D

Which is Pokémon-related cause you're technically a Blaziken.
I am your master.

SirBlaziken

Yo momma is so dumb, she used copycat on splash
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NTN

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was reincarnated as a Yamask, she threw her own face away.

*Look up Yamask's Pokedex entry. :D
I am your master.

SirBlaziken

yo momma is so terrible at cooking, it was the only time ever that a munchlax didn't eat everything in sight
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NTN

Yo momma is so fat, and I mean sooooooooooooooo fat, she barely makes it out of KFB alive. They want all that Blaziken meat on her. :D
I am your master.