Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Oh don't such a sourpuss. Words can't hurt anyone. It's simply a psychological effect which our parents impose upon us at a young age, making us think that words can be used to kind of physically harm people. They can also only mentally harm someone if they perceive these words to be insulting or harmful. However, my parents did not do this to me.

Oh, how typical of Microsoft AND Apple!

Granted, but a new sun is created opposite to where the current one is so night no longer exists. Upon gaining night vision, you lost your ability to see during the day, so you can no longer walk outside, as if you do, you'll go blind.

[SilverFlame]

You didn't wish, moron....
I wish that Pokemon were real.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Oh my! It appears that I did not! It seems I was so caught up in my intellectual ramblings that I forgot to make a wish.

Your wish is granted, but they have all the survival instincts of wild animals, and without the technology of the Pokeball, they kill off over 9/10 of the population, the majority of the population left being the major superpowers of the world. The U.S. military make one final decision and has all the nuclear powers of the world fire their nuclear warheads and destroy the Earth at one last attempt of getting even.

I wish I had pie to throw that wasn't burning hot or freezing cold OR made out of a harmful substance, or with one in it.

Too baffled to come up with a comeback, eh?

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but the pie shall have a brain of its own, and will attack you mercilessly.
I wish I could control time perfectly, without any errors whatsoever.

[Sho Minamimoto]

Hmm... The mere concept of a pie with brains is amusing. I also have to ask; what would it attack with? Ah... Poking holes in other people's words... One of my greatest pleasures!

Granted, but by doing so, you disrupt the Space-Time Continuum, causing an endless loop throughout time, placing you in the same day for the rest of eternity. have fun

I wish for nothing.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but you will get something.
And the pie would attack you with itself, DUH!

[Sho Minamimoto]

Unless this pie was equip with telekinesis, it would be unable to attack me, as it had no limbs or any nerves. It's just a pie with a brain.

What's this? You forgot to make a wish! The person who scolded me for not making one has now forgotten to make one herself! The humanity of it!

I wish that the something would go away.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but it will come back and use it's super powers to destroy you!
I wish that I could fry you with LASAR VISION!

[Sho Minamimoto]

GO AWAY, SOMETHING! GO! AWAY!

Granted, but as Lasar Beams are not a harmful element, I am not fried.

I wish I had a book.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but it will be a book you don't like, and it's pages will be dusted with poison.

I wish I had 100,000,000 wishes not including these ones and that they'll al come true!

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but you accidently wished that you would die, and, you know what happens. (i.e. theres a test today. you say "oh no, i wish i were dead!)

I wish I didn't have any work to do this whole month.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but then you wouldn't get paid for two months :c

I wish our wireless mouse didn't have to use batteries.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but it will come to life and electrocute you till' you're a pile of ashes.

I wish Sizacu will be okay after that.....

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted, but it's Sizacu's evil second personality that kills you

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish that must be granted that isn't this one.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but an army of -------- will come to attack you. You won't know when, or where, but it will happen even if you use your wish to keep them away....

I wish I could make infinite incorruptible wishes that must be granted that isn't this one that won't backfire, sending armies, death, or anything else to anyone or anything. Including ME!