Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Pichu!!]

When people think grass is dangerous.

When you begin to look the same as everyone else, even though YOU'RE the main character.

When you are frozen to the ground whenever someone gains eye contact with you.

[Laprabi]

When you start hallucinating pokemon.

[TSOL]

When you never have to go to school unless you want to, and you never seem to age, or take a shower/brush your teeth/eat/drink.

[Pretty_Chicken]

You know you've played too much pokemon when:

~ You pick up a cd and give it to your pet, expecting it to learn a new move
~ You walk into a mansion and ask an old man what Pokemon he saw in the garden today
~ When you name your new pet, you ask a random old man if he likes the name

that's all i can think of

[Justicity]

When you visit every building in a city, talk to every stranger, and search every trash can for items in the city before leaving for the next one.

When you throw a hamster in a river, expecting "Bidoof" to know surf.

When you try to bribe your way into a club by giving the guard a soda.

When it doesn't matter whether you've got one or 99 of every item in your bag but it's full anyway.

When every pre-teen just north of your home town collects insects.

When you try to fit a bike, several fishing rods AND a large baked goods box into the same pocket of your backpack.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you see a mysterious symbol on the ground and play the flute expecting a staircase to appear.

When you try to stuff your hamster into the CD drive, trying to deposit it.

When you decide to wear only two outfits, and wear one of the outfits exactly 1/3rd of the time.

When you visit the Great Pyramid, but want to go inside to challenge the Pyramid King.

When you are elated to open a treasure chest and find out that it's full of diamonds, pearls, rubies, sapphires and emeralds.

[Simirror]

When you are playing a game and you are an overpowered Pokemon.

[q.c.™]

you think that your pets wont listen to you after a certain point becuase you dont have enough shiny pendants in your pocket..

when you believe that just bacause it is dark outside that random balls of grass are gonna jump up and walk around...

when you finally finish school, you think that the world is gonna turn black and then you will mysteriously have a bike and ride home on it..

[Laprabi]

When you tell a bird to evolve.

[Webby]

When you go to the weather-man and ask where Groudon and Kyogre are.

When you find an abandoned ship in the middle of the ocean, find a lot of people on board, and go exploring, just because you can.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you eat hoards of candy hoping to become incredibly strong (but all you get is a sugar rush, crazy blood pressure, several cavities and nausea).

[Retro]

When you voilently deny someone when they call an animal "shiny"

When you never do anything if somebody runs into you

when you start thinking about adding a scarf to your wardrobe

when you give your pet a rock so it never has to grow up

when you know every single PKMN abbreviation.

When you write letters that only you can read and give it to your pet.

When you never sleep in fear of hardening.

when you romanize every single pokemon cry

when you can tell the health of a pokemon depending on its cry

when you steal round stuff

when you try

[Justicity]

When you throw a burning rock at someone while shouting "Ember attack!"

When you run up and down hoping it will make an egg hatch faster.
    - Or when you give it to a burning duck, thinking 'Flame Body' is a real ability.
    - Or when you attempt to make your male cat breed with a lump of goo just because you can't find a female cat.

When you throw stones at your pets to force evolution.

When your teacher can't remember his grandsons name until you tell him, accepting it no matter what you say.

When you start to believe the word "evolution" is actually used correctly in Pokemon...

When you become convinced people can only give your pets massages once a day.

When you buy cheap, ugly pet fish, assuring your kids they'll evolve into Gyaridos & Milotic soon...
     - Or when you assure your kids you old fat cat really was pretty once...

When you truly start to believe Arceus created the universe through the dragon, weather & lake trio's and accept them as your deity's (I'm half there  )

[BlackStatic]

When you give a leek to a duck and put on the levas polka music in an attempt to get a real life leekspin. (That one also applies to "you know you watch too much leekspin when")
When you think intangible ghosts can be kept inside tangible red and white tennis balls.
When you are convinced whales can make out with moles.
When you beleive said mole grows two extra heads and no feet yet can still dig.

[Liam]

But Diglett does have legs. D:

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you win a tournemant involving battling your Poket Monsters!