Quotes from something

[The name master]

Is there a quote you like? Who said it? Why do you like it?

It can be from TV, YouTube even your own fanfic. Just anywhere!

I like this quote from Jacksepticeye in Who's Your Daddy Episode 4:



(Everyone else makes fart noises)

no swearing - raven

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Raisins are nature's candy!"
"If that's true then why do they have to cover them in chocolate to sell them at the movies?"

[Petzbreeder]

From the special features of The Powerpuff Girls Movie:
*camera slowly zooms in*
Narrator: You're known as the tough one, but what about your sensitive side?
Buttercup: What about it?
*camera quickly zooms out*
Narrator: Nothing! Nothing!

[The name master]

Here's another Jacksepticeye quote:

SCREW YOU BILLY!!!

Here's a quote from my fanfic that sums up my life in two lines:

Kanga: She's pretty!
Sandshrew: And you're ugly!

[Petzbreeder]

Cynthia keeps saying this to Ash.
"When every life meets another, something will be born"

The last time I chacked, neither Ash nor Paul had a vagina. How can something "be born" then?

[The Hooded Trainer]

^Clearly youre not familiar with the world of fanfiction and fanart...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Voice over from Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
"He said 'Hello' and then I said (Screaming) "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Milsap]

"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".

Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Maybe we need to eat it!"
"Why is it every time something's not working your first thought is to eat it?"

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

"so long, gay bowser!" mario at the end of mario 64

[Sizacu]

"Namaslay"
- Topshop, 2017

.. i really don't know why i love/hate it so much. just... topshop.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

"balegdeh"

- little mix JAMAICA

[not chloe]

"Not only have you got a dodgy husband and a daughter that gets taken to school in a sedan chair - you're also mental! See you, you're an omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you mess it up".

Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)- The Thick of It.

My fave Malcolm Tucker "you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra"

[kindtocrows]

"Death's here, the party can start." - me when my friend, who's nickname is Death, showed up.
"Shut up, Death!" "Death, get out!" - my friend, while Death was being snarky during Anime Jeopardy.

Moral of the story is having a friend nicknamed Death can be a lot of fun.

[The Shrub Dragon]

this ones from my actual life but i like d it:
me: it's hard to dress as anthropology so i dressed as M Ant
my drama teCher, nearly 20wks pregnant w twins: that sounds like. A chat up line, id fall for that