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First off, you need a molecule exchanger machine or something like that. You also need a Pokémon game (any one of the main ones, not the spinoffs) & a Peterbilt truck. Place the game in one end of the machine & the truck at the other end. Turn the machine on & start the molecule exchanging process. About halfway through the process, shut the machine off, and only the game will come out. Turn on your game, and you will have a Peterbilt truck added to your Pokémon collection.

If badge of of insincere of the long time when with the of Pok3emon Jade & Diamond, it is lost and barbaricall of group of the rocket, then that becomes sedge. Lorem Ipsum and being cheerful, when that band of the cheerful person shows, damage the increase of the AK-47 rifle and those have bat characteristic mutually. As for your quality then the internal organs of the lead of the survivor sufficiently with the pump the く む. Occurrence, and this way of the people you celebrate the song which goes after this and/or and sing:

Walking of the park,
I recover feeling in my head, it becomes.
As for me there is a darkness, it cannot see somewhere I am led.
Am I give the world in order to put in place the clock, the behavior like the person
in order to rescue by my from this confusion, possible to turn wherever?

Step of walking and darkness of park.
Walking of park and travelling of darkness.
I escape, today escape.

During all using of my heart walking of the park from sort,
I in order for the straight road,
me is pursued to undo, pursue air-ground of the camp where it has the shadow.
In spite, continue even in the mistake but do we why even in destruction in spite?
When it is the pleasure with your state, there is a life.

Step of walking and darkness of park.
Walking of park and travelling of darkness.
I escape, today escape.

[ Independent guitar ]

step of walking and darkness of park.
Walking of park and travelling of darkness.
I escape, today escape.

Walking of the park...
walking of the park...
as for me...

after the festival model which has escaped, the girl you and happiness and is an end scene which gives the work of shock.

That's not all. A Kangaskhan sings "Dschinghis Khan" by Germany.

[Rocket Leader Giovanni:]

...you can even go to johto and sinnoh with this cheat...

You forgot Hoenn!

Anyways, I finally have something for Diamond/Pearl. In those games; beat the Elite Four 5 times, win every single contest at every rank, catch ALL Pokémon (as I've always said, even the National Dex ones), get all the Pokétch apps, get all the berries (at least 1 of every kind), get a platinum flag for your secret base in the underground, beat 100 trainers in a row at the Battle Tower, and beat EVERY trainer you can find in Sinnoh (excepting gym trainers & Team Galactic members). Then, go to your house, & Professor Oak will be there. He will say "Wow, (your trainer's name), you are an excellent trainer! Take this as a token of my congratulations", and give you a Platinum Ticket. Use the Platinum Ticket at the Canalave City dock, & you will be taken to an obscure island in the northwest sea. On this island is the Dark Fortress. Again, there's a few wild Pokémon, and another one of those Elite Four ripoffs like the one I described earlier. Only this time, you're facing all the evil team leaders from past games, starting with Giovanni from Team Rocket.

Rocket Leader Giovanni:

*Level 50 Rhyhorn
*Level 52 Dugtrio
*Level 54 Nidoqueen
*Level 56 Nidoking
*Level 60 Rhydon

NOTES: Being the first battle, it should be pretty easy, especially if you use Water or Ice Pokémon. However, some of them tend to use the Fissure move, which is inaccurate on its own, but kills in one hit if it does connect.

Magma Leader Maxie:

*Level 53 Magmar
*Level 57 Magcargo
*Level 58 Torkoal
*Level 61 Blaziken
*Level 62 Infernape

NOTES: A little tougher than last time, but still pretty easy, considering that he has all Fire type Pokémon, which can easily be taken out with Water, Rock, or Ground Pokémon. Just watch out, because one or two may know Electric or Fighting attacks, both of which are detrimental to Water & Rock Pokémon, respectively.

Aqua Leader Archie:

*Level 54 Blastoise
*Level 55 Kingdra
*Level 59 Sharpedo
*Level 60 Ludicolo
*Level 62 Gastrodon

NOTES: Same deal as before, but with a twist: Ludicolo is a Grass-type as well, so Electric & Grass attacks do regular damage. Also, because Gastrodon is Ground type, Electric attacks can't touch it.

Galactic Leader Cyrus:

*Level 62 Honchkrow
*Level 64 Crobat
*Level 66 Mismagius
*Level 68 Gyarados
*Level 70 Weavile

NOTES: This will be a tough battle, but not as tough as what's coming up after this. Bring a variety of strong Pokémon, & plenty of healing items. Also, watch out for Weavile's Assassinate attack.

Dark Lord Satan:

*POKÉMON UNKNOWN

NOTES: Yes, you actually battle the Dark Lord himself, but his Pokémon are so mysterious that even I don't know about them. All I know is that because he's Satan, he can conjure up some weird & powerful Pokémon, even hitting Level 100. This battle will be dang near impossible for you, but you have a bit more fighting chance if you have Cobrazaur.

After beating this guy, he will return to the underworld from whence he came, and a huge victory ceremony will be held in Jubilife City, with a parade. You will even have a statue of you in every town. But wait, there's more! You can even go to Hoenn, Johto, and Kanto, and catch even more rare Pokémon! The complete Pokédexes for these can be found here: http://pokefactory.pokemology.com/index.php# Once you catch all of these Pokémon, you will be attacked by these fake Pokémon from South Park called Chinpokomon. Defeat enough of them, and you go up against this Chinpokomon that is the lord of all Chinpokomon & has apocalyptic attacks. Beat it, and you will get the MOST EPIC ENDING EVER. Heck, it's even more epic than anything I could think of.

In Pokémon Emerald (NOTE: This ONLY works for Emerald), talk to Scott with the following Pokémon in your roster: Saragotchi, Griff, MewThree, Aspenth, Cerebu, & Kruno. He will then say "Wow, you're a real superfly trainer! Have this", & give you a Lost Pass. Use the Lost Pass on the S.S. Tidal, and you will be ferried to an island known as Forlorn Island. The island doesn't register on the map. It is a lonely island, and the only thing of interest here is Mewssingno, a combination of Mew & Missingno. Once you catch it, weird things will start happening in the game, even weirder than what you'd see in Red/Blue/Yellow. Examples: Random characters (including you) will become tiny or giant, the music will go funky in certain ways, Pokémon battles may be initiated anywhere at any time, even in towns/cities, etc... If you bring Mewssingno to the place where you catch Groudon/Kyogre, you will automatically be teleported to the top floor of the Sky Pillar (where you catch Rayquaza). Go to the spot where you get Rayquaza, and you initiate The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny, a battle so epic, it eclipses anything seen in the Pokémon movies. However, it's so mysterious, even I don't know about it.

In Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen, the Tommy Vercetti trick I mentioned earlier still works, and there's something else added, too. Catch all 3 legendary birds, put them in your party along with a Pokémon that knows Dig, and go to the spot in Mount Ember where you caught Moltres. Dig there. You will go into an underground cavern called Magma Cavern, where you can catch fiery Pokémon such as Pikamars, Starmish, Firebird, Charnole, Pyromaniac, etc... However, the real prize down here is Cobrazaur, a gigantic cobra Pokémon of Fire/Rock type that lives in the central lava pit. BEWARE! It is the toughest legendary you have encountered yet, and the largest & heaviest Pokémon in existence. It starts at Level 100. Of course, it's nothing a Master Ball can't handle. However, if you don't have one & have to do it the hard way, your best bet is to use the Coma attack on it when its health is low; This will afflict it with EVERY status condition in the game & make capture easier. Also, watch out for its 5000 Volts attack, a powerful Electric-type attack. Of course, once you have it, you will pwn everyone you challenge over linked battles. And don't worry, the 5000 Volts attack won't harm your partner in 2-on-2 battles.

[Professor Oak (Pokémon Red/Blue/Green/Yellow):]

Any game: ACTUAL CHEAT!

Do the following things in any order:
1. Remove the game cartridge while it is saving
2. Drop it in water
3. Smash it with a sledge hammer
4. Drop it in a volcano

When you put it back in your game console, it won't work.

Well that's funny, but it's not a fake cheat. I have also heard rumors of people dropping their Game Boy games in water & having them still work afterwards. In fact, my brother once left his GameCube memory card in his pants pocket & it ended up in the washing machine, but it still worked afterwards.

Anyways, in Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald, catch EVERY Pokémon, including the ones you can get with the National Dex, and beat every trainer that you can battle using the E-Reader cards (and I mean EVERY one). Once you've done that; a new location, the Old Fort; will be added to your map. It is two clicks down & one click right from Pacifidlog Town on your map. Upon entering, you are in an empty chamber with a plaque on a pedestal that reads "Beware! Only the most elite of Pokémon Trainers can hope to reach the end." In the fort, you can also encounter some wild Pokémon that I mentioned earlier such as Pikablu, Crestix, Magnezord, etc... The next chamber is the start of an Elite Four-type series, only the trainers are all Pokémon professors from the series, starting with Professor Oak; and ending with the champion, Old Professor Hickory. Notice that Professor Rowan is absent being that these games came out before Diamond/Pearl. The Trainers & Pokémon are as follows (with original series appearance in parentheses):

Professor Oak (Pokémon Red/Blue/Green/Yellow):

*Level 56 Tauros
*Level 57 Exeggutor
*Level 58 Arcanine
*Level 59 Blastoise
*Level 60 Gyarados

NOTES: If you have good Pokémon, this shouldn't be too tough, except that his Blastoise can Do The Hustle, which gets your Pokémon disco dancing & makes it unable to attack unlees it tires of disco.

Professor Ivy (Did not appear in any games, but appears in the Orange Islands saga of the TV series):

*Level 58 Cloyster
*Level 57 Tangela
*Level 58 Ninetales
*Level 60 Raichu
*Level 62 Chansey

NOTES: Being that all her Pokémon are female & all have the Attract move, be careful if you have male Pokémon.

Professor Elm (Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal):

*Level 58 Quagsire
*Level 59 Gengar
*Level 59 Ampharados
*Level 62 Golem
*Level 64 Feraligatr

NOTES: Watch out for Gengar's Spectra Cannon attack, Golem's Avalanche attack, and Feraligatr's Extinguish attack.


Professor Birch (Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal):

*Level 60 Dustox
*Level 62 Gligar
*Level 63 Machamp
*Level 65 Typhlosion
*Level 67 Salamence

NOTES: This is a tough battle; & you really should be careful of Dustox's Toxic Cannon attack. Also; watch out for Gligar's Chomp attack, Machamp's Pin attack, Typhlosion's Inferno Attack, and Salamence's Dragon Fury attack.


Old Professor Hickory (Legendary professor that I made up for this cheat):

*Level 64 Dragonite
*Level 67 Alakazam
*Level 69 Steelix
*Level 72 Umbreon
*Level 75 Tyranitar

NOTES: The toughest battle of all, naturally. You should watch out for Dragonite's Crush attack, Alakazam's Psyblast attack, Steelix's Carbonite Storm attack, & Umbreon's Black Hole attack. What you should be especially careful of is Tyranitar's Annihilate attack, because it can send you back to start all over if you're not careful.

Once you overcome this tough challenge, you will be taken to a room where a statue of you will be made for this accomplishment. But the real aim of this cheat is to see the true ending. Once you beat all the Poké profs, you will be considered the greatest trainer in the world, and you will be taken to the Trick House to celebrate. Once you go through the scroll door, you'll be in a room with a stage on it. The Nick Straker Band is playing here at this concert, & they play throughout the credits. After the credits, continue your game & you will be at Professor Birch's lab, where he will give you Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, & Deoxys.

In Pokémon Yellow, face your Pikachu & attempt to Surf on it. You will enter a cave that registers your map location as the S.S. Anne. Here, you can catch rare Pokémon such as Pikablu, Chikorita, Magnezord, Yoshi, etc... You will also find the elusive MewThree here. Be sure you have a bunch of Master Balls from doing the Missingno trick before you go to battle MewThree!

In Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal, put two Slowpokes in the Daycare center outside Goldenrod City. Then, get a Pineco in the tops spot in your party & speak to one of the Slowpokes. You will initiate a wild Pokémon battle and a wild Slowachu will appear. It has powerful attacks like Blue Thunder & stuff. Defeat it or catch it & your Pineco will learn the Hand Grenade attack, which hurls powerful explosives at your opponent. Outside of battle, you can hurl hand grenades & blow stuff up.

In Pokémon Crystal (NOTE: This ONLY works for Crystal, not Gold & Silver), go to the Battle Tower & use an Escape Rope during battle. Your Pokémon will teleport out of there & you'll be in some mysterious chambers. Your map will show you to be in Lavender Town, with the location being "Soul House". If you may recall, a woman there said that there were chambers that only Mr. Fuji could enter, yes? Well, you're now in those chambers, and you can catch some weird Pokémon like Crestix, Freezel, Drunkee, Energuy, etc... Also, you will find the legendary Aspenth here. WARNING: Bring a strong Pokémon or a Master Ball, as this dude is tough to catch.

In Pokémon Red/Blue, catch all 3 legendary birds, and then go to where you catch Mew when you do the Mew glitch. Once there, press: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left Right, B, A, Start. When you pause, unpause the game & you will get into a wild Pokémon battle against Tommy Vercetti (main character from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City). He has powerful attacks like Pistol, Machine gun, etc; and is really hard to catch.

Also, for any Pokémon games: Beat your friend's Level 100 MewTwo with a Magikarp & it'll evolve into Chuck Norris.