You're banned!

[The Entertainer]

You're banned because aren't there two shift bars on a keyboard?

[Apprentice]

Your banned because there are 2 Shift bars, AND a Caps Lock. You just got pwned by keyboard info! OH!

[laironlover77]

You're banned because Caps Lock is a lazy man's Shift.

[pikakitty]

You're banned because I need to do my maths homework and it's almost 1am ^^

[The Entertainer]

You're banned because you rebel a lot. Respect ma authoritay!

[bull shark]

You're banned because I'm proud of my new sig.... kinda.

[laironlover77]

You're banned because your sig is black and white.

[The Entertainer]

You're banned because so is mine, excluding the Toxicroak's red.

[Sherrin The Buizel]

You're banned because irc is quiet :<

/lonely

[bull shark]

You're banned because I colored one of the cats.

[The Entertainer]

You're banned because Delia is chasing butterflies again.

[pikakitty]

You're banned because we're totally getting married tomorrow.

[Webby]

You're banned for talking about marriage on page 69.

[pikakitty]

You're banned because it IS page 69 m8.

[Webby]

You're banned because that is what I said. 
And because Nightwish say so.