You're banned!

[PokeSurfer]

You are banned because I want to get 1000 by te end of the month, but I won't!

[Hollyoaks,espeon]

You're banned because the Captain says so or walk the plank.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I can't! But Miror B. can!

[master1]

You're banned for using me as a replacement in the Last Poster game. I never signed anything!

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I've replaced you! Multiple times!

[Deoxys2]

You're banned because I hope to get to 2000 posts by then end of the week. ;P

[master1]

You're banned for not being me. I am the only person in the universe.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned for being you!

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

You're banned because I'm replying to you.

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because I'm watching you! Staring at that screen, mindless with the TV blaring out behind you! Scratching your hand and eating your dinner!

[master1]

You're banned because [nown] [past tense verb].

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because the word is spelled "Noun" not "Nown!"

[master1]

You're baned because I thought I had spelled it with a "u."

[PokeSurfer]

You're banned because you thought wrong!

[Laprabi]

You're banned because I banned you.