If This is the Answer, What is the Question?

[q.c.™]

Okay, sir, read back to me your list of ingredients for your daughter's cake?




The blood of the innocent.

[Milsap]

Because of her alcohol addiction, what is 95% of Amy Winehouse's blood made of?

The answer is: Thames Valley Police.

[Pandemonium]

What's probably the only police section that are called 'thames valley'?

A pink Buffolon.

[Tom™]

What's pink and sounds cute?

Answer: Sex and drugs, hold the Rock N Roll

[Milsap]

What does EVERY night out in Holbeach have to involve?

Answer: Egg Custard Tart

[MzLuluZombi]

What would be the appropriate answer when someone yells 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!' ?

Answer: Mr T

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Question: Who brushes their teeth with paris hilton's hair?

Answer: flying elephant with an afro.

[MzLuluZombi]

What's the only thing that can beat Robo-Bear and Cyber-Gorilla?

Answer: A mug of coffee <3

[President Hawkeye]

Question: What will you need to pour on my head in order to turn me into my ninja form?

Answer: A piece of cheese.

[MzLuluZombi]

What, when out of date and mouldy, still has a better singing career than Jedward?

Answer: Fanfiction

[President Hawkeye]

Question: How can one rationalise a situation involving Harry Potter having a drug problem?

Answer: It was huge.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

What do most people say after seeing a whale?

Answer: Hippopotamus hamburger.

[Tom™]

What tastes good?

Answer: The anime.

[ZekromFanatic]

question your.

answer word to your mother.

[TickTockTheCroc]

What is the most popular wangsta saying other than foshizzle?

answer: two buckets of butter and a small toothbrush.