Send-A-Message Thread

[f3raligatr]

Hi.

I doubt you'll ever read this. And even if you did, I doubt you'd realise it's about you.

Why have we grown so far apart? At one point you treated me like I was the only person that mattered and now I don't think either of us really would be that bothered if we never spoke again. Well, only when you need somebody to complain to, then I seem relevant again. But why, why does it feel like we never knew each other? Like nothing actually matters now?

Meh.

[Speak Now]

Dear snow,

I truly love you. You make me wake up screaming, jumping out of bed and having snowball fights while I still wear my pj's.

<3

[Shaymin]

dear winter

-points- gtho of my country. i'm cold.

tyvm.

shaymin

[Ammish]

Dear Snow,

I hated how you came near me. I hated how it touched my skin. I hated how hard it made me when I tried to catch a bus, when I travelled through town, where I try to reach college. Oh and college told me it's closed. I absolutely hate you snow. I hate you with every inch of my being. You're a disgusting, wretched weather.

And now, you return once again to torment me. Please, TAKE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN. BUT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

yours faithfully,

the crazy, emotionless member, ammish.

[JSM]

Dear Snow,

Please come to Exeter ;_;

kthxbai

[Webby2]

Dear Life,

Why do you make me feel so guilty for making an admission which will only make me feel better? Why do you throw so many curve balls at me so it makes everything so difficult? Why do you want to test me so much?

Why can't you just be good to me?

Much love, Alex.

[sylar]

dear self-

next time, drink and stay away from the goddamn computer.
you just made everything SO MUCH WORSE you stupid cow.

[Buttons The Plural™]

Dear jobcentre

Please pay me on time, money is overdue and i have an electricity bill to pay very very soon so please let the money be sitting in my bank my tomorrow afternoon so i can pay my bills... and not do what you did last time in sending my money 2 weeks too late and getting me a lovely letter from the housing people threatening to turn off my electricity. I don't want to lose my electricity because then my milk will go off

from me

[ginrei]

DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS LEAVING BUTTERY/JAMMY KNIVES AND CRUMBS LYING ABOUT WHEN THEY'VE MADE TOAST

Put. The. Knife. In. The. Sink.

If I find one more dirty knife on the counter when all you have to do is TURN AROUND and PUT IT IN THE DAMN SINK I will take the offending article and stab you to death with it. Yes, I will murder you with your own blunt, sticky, crumby knife.

~much love me xxxx

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

You know, there's a reason why we don't ask if you want to go to town with us. You spoil our fun. I would like to have a day without the life sucked out of it, without having to look around in case I'm bieng listened to.

Oh, and it's rude to just pick up someone's laptop and just look through it without asking, or to go in someone's room without asking when you know they're not in. As it is inconsiderate to feel the need to put a load of washing on every other day, and to listen in on conversations that don't concern you.

And just for the record, don't jump to conclusions about us.

Love, your ever so loving housemate~

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear, You Know Who.

I understand you are a girl, but whenever I talk to you on msn, why do you have to talk about boys? It's annoying and I don't flow that way. However how come when I show a clear disintrest in your current subject you decide it is time to go to bed? I understand you are a girl but the last kabillion I have been with were never as freakishly annoying than you are proving to be.

P.S. Your dumped, your belongings are in the trashcan I found you in.

[Basskat]

I'm falling for you, and hard. Please don't let me down...

[MOP]

Dear lecturer,
you do know there is a reason your subject is being cut, right? The entire thing is pointless and each stage from all three years could be condensed into just one term of Friday afternoon lectures. Don't be surpised if nobody puts much effort into the work because we all have more important things to do.
I hate you a great deal.
Sincerely,
Me

[Webby]

Dear self,
the socially awkward do not belong on MSN, tumblr, IRC, internet forums or Facebook. Why are you on any of them?
Thanks,
your loving self.

[MnMs™]

Dear Ian,

I highly doubt that you will ever read this and if you do I'm screwed, but never mind about that because I'm pretty sure you figured out I liked you when I called you the "definition of hot".
I just wanted to let you know that when you know a girl likes you, don't play with her feelings. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that you don't have any feelings for me whatsoever, however this does not excuse your behaviour! I know that I am not the most desirable human being on the planet and that I am two school years below you, but why are you treating me like this?
You go and give me your number and say that you're looking forward to my text and yet it's two months on and I've had two replies from the fives texts I've sent. I already asked you to tell me if I'm annoying and yet you state that I am not annoying and that "I am cool to talk to and a lovely person". Utter BS.
Why give me a nickname that has certain hints towards liking me when you hardly ever talk to me? Maybe you're shy? BS, I know that's not true!
You're an absolutely lovely guy in every way you just don't know how to stop sending out flirting signals sometimes when you clearly don't like someone. Oh and yes your surname is very accurate.

Love,
Emma
Xxx

PS: If you do like me, which I know you don't, ask me out.


Dear Life,

I've had a pretty cool time, in fact you rocked for the first 11 years and then you decided to spiral down hill for the next 3. Feel like either stopping me liking boys so I can't obsess over them, or tossing me one soon?

Love,
Emma
Xxx

PS: Can you help Courteney get over Dom already? She doesn't deserve to be treated that way and she'll be so much happier when she is over him. Oh and can you toss her a guy too? Thanks.


Dear Anna,

Does 3 years of friendship mean NOTHING to you?! At all?! Like nothing?! I know it's not as long as some friendships but it was still 3 YEARS, not months like them but YEARS!
I was there for you when you needed me. I was there for you when you thought about killing yourself, despite the fact I know it was just an act. I was there throughout the whole "Bo" thing and yet you betray me because I decided that I wanted to get to know someone a little better, make a few new friends.
You made fun of me and you told everyone about the whole thing with David. I genuinely can't believe you did that. I know I said some things that I shouldn't have, but I apologised, you haven't even had the decency to do that yet!

Love, (although not really)
Emma


Dear Life,

Sorry, I know it's only been a short while since my last request, only a matter of minutes actually, but I've just realised a large part of my stress comes down to you. I am only fourteen and yet everyone is thrusting decisions and choices at me! I have absolutely no idea what I want to do and I am definitely NOT ready for GCSEs! I do NOT want to grow up! I know that is contradicting the rest of my life because all I've ever tried to do is grow up or at least act grown up, but now? Seriously, you can stop, I've decided I don't want to be an adult. I cannot deal with all the pressure of everyone saying how I should be achieving A* in every piece of work. Did everyone else in the family? No, so ffs leave me alone! Just seriously can you freeze time for a while? I cannot believe I'm heading off to college in less than three years, I still feel like six years old!

Always love you,
Emma

PS: I still want the guy thing .