Send-A-Message Thread

[Kpyna]

dear casey,

you are so FREAKING annoying

dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that dakota this

-try to input on convo-

YOU DONT GET IT LIZ YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU NEVER HAVE LOL. dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that dakota this dakota that.

i spent a good 4 hours awkwardly walking with you and cecelee. sorry for not having a boyfriend, shouldn't have invited me. next time you're gonna just talk your head off about your ugly ass boyfriend, tell me and i won't show up. and when he's gone, im not being your best friend anymore. because the only person you really fully trust is `*~*`DAKOTA`*`*`. i hope you do something you really, really regret, or you tell him something terrible and he tells the whole school. because with how much you're pushing my buttons, i'll just laugh.

- liz

[Legacy]

Dear McDonalds,

As much as I do enjoy the occasional meal within your premises, please do something about your hot chocolate. It tastes like sewage.

Also, could you remind your staff not to glare at customers just because they are laughing. It's rude and discourteous.

Thank you for your time =]

Nathan.

[MOP]

Dear BBC,
please have real news in the news and not some rubbish that belongs in a local paper.

[Lord Raven]

dear mcdonalds, as much as i like burgers and fries, i don't appreciate it when they are made of sewage

[Speak Now]

Dear E,

you are amazing.

That is all.

<3

[Backsauce]

Dear Jynx,

Teach me your ways!

Love,
   Mr.SaucyPants A.K.A. Backsauce

[OranBerrySandvich]

To some people at St-----y High School,
Please stay away from the library. You always get kicked out in less than a minute, and the 10 seconds you do spend in it are very annoying. May I suggest annoying those other idiots who insist on making school a misery? You can usually find them on the astroturfs at lunch.

Dear Mr Cameron,
I know you mean well for our country, but surely you could do a little better?

To the two As at my school (you know who you are),
FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU! I NEVER LIKED YOU! I NEVER LIKED ANYONE OF YOUR SORT!

[Kpyna]

dear casey,

not coming back. i should've known you were a terrible friend. i dont care if you call me up crying right now, im leaving you so you can think just what you've done to me, and all of the things i've done for you. you will miss me, and you will miss me soon. you don't know what you have until its gone. and now i'm gone.

-liz

peter,

OMG ANSWER MY TEXTS </3

-liz

erin,

why did i ever choose casey over you... what a mistake, im so sorry i up and left you just like that for casey... it was wrong and i should've made time for you instead. we're gonna go and take pictures of stuff around town tomorrow~ (:

-liz

[MOP]

Dear Lewis,
don't worry you'll get'em.

Edit: Oh Lewis you dark horse you. =P

[Sebastian Moran]

dear M 
Let's take over the world together 
love M 
 
P.S. I think you're really great and not mad at all. 
 
 
dear S 
if I don't cut down the amount of crap I give you, permission to throw the contents of a kettle in my face. I could give the excuse that I'm not used to it, but the fact is that you're far too good to me and I don't bother to actually be decent about it half the time. Also stop denying your good qualities just deal with it. 
Admittedly I did panic because I'm quite good at living in a dream land where I pretend that things don't exist and that is how I function, because I probably would have torn off my own skin if I hadn't regressed into childlike make-believe simplicity at some point. 
in short: sorry.
love M 
 
 
dear RPS people 
you scare the hell out of me 
please take your creepy shipping and go somewhere else where I am not 
from M 
 

[Backsauce]

Dear Canada,

Can you please take Justin Bieber back? I'm sorry to say, but he is a horrible present. He makes my ears barf and he sounds like an 8 year old girl, oh wait I'm sorry 8 year old girls have deeper voices than him. Anyway, you didn't give us the receipt so we can't return him. Wait, did you give him to us just so you could get rid of him? Well, I can't blame you, but couldn't you give him to Mexico or something?

from,
     Backsauce

[helenoftroy]

Dear Firekitten

Sorry about the indelicate comment on another thread. Please take as ' Hot stuff, according to your girlfriend, or friend ' instead.
We all straight now..........babe?

[Charlie The Umbreon]

Dear Firekitten

Sorry about the indelicate comment on another thread. Please take as ' Hot stuff, according to your girlfriend, or friend ' instead.
We all straight now..........babe?

o.o


Dear Anna,
yeah i'm moody all the time.... suck it
love,
charlie <3

[Kpyna]

james,

... LOL SHE WAS CREEPY AND BORDERLINE r****dED.

im sorry but you dancing and avoiding that chick was totally worth my 10 bucks to get into the dance!

-liz

[Speak Now]

E, why did you talk about your ex to me? You confuse me.