The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[Kpyna]

the name is echo bro,
my rhymes so criminal,
wanted like an al capone,
and i never roll alone,
you might wanna call me liz,
you know how it is,
yeah im wicked sweet,
and don't make me repeat

(i should totally sell this)

[Avian]

Do I have to break out my sick rhymes on you guys or am I just gonna let you run along with your 'phat dope homie beats' and your sick fires bro?

[Kpyna]

try to unleash the rhyme arsenal,
and listen to my wicked snarl,
you'd best be keeping that under wraps,
unless you want it all to collapse!

[Skarmory8]

They ain't no good rhymes
Ya should get locked up for those crimes
Trying to rhyme a non rhymable word
Get a dictionary, turd

[Kona]

Yo!
Sick bruv!
I so rappy
More than Dappy
I so happy
I so rappy.

I walk down da street singin sup sick bruv
I just shot a dove
Caught it in ma glove
N gave it to ma luv.

WORD.

Dat was some sik rimin, rite bruv?

[Skarmory8]

Oh yeah bruv dat woz sick as a dove
Getting it on with a pigeon using a love glove
Yeah you are so rappy but maybe slightly crappy
But I won't hold it against you Ms. Dappy

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

So Bring it sucka, ma surnames Butler
I is here to kick your face, knock out your shiny brace,
Yo just a fly on the wall, You cannot make me fall
Cos I am so tall and you so small, BOOM

[Skarmory8]

le anglais patrat?
man you is far from phat
your rhyming sucks
and you smell of cheap tat

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

And Skarmory 8?
Thats a name that I hate,
You've got a distance from good,
I think that you should,
Go jump of a bridge
or a really High ridge
So you say I can't rap?
Hah, considerin you're Cr*p
WORD.

[Gusparce]

You think you are cool with your silly rhymes?
Hah, boy you're just wastin your time.
Dunsparce is a rap master!
He's just better and faster.
You fools dare call me a worm?
Then come over here and I'll really make you squirm...

[Skarmory8]

Oh I see now the worm is wiggling
You suck as much as Homer Simpson's jiggling
And I kind of get a strange feeling, a niggling
That you're about as cool as a gangsta in Pickering

[Gusparce]

Thats nice son, but far from good.
But now Dunsparce is in the hood.
He'll rap the way everyone should.
With sizzling style and awesome beat.
He'll be impossible to defeat.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Yeah, the sandvich is back.
This BLT's rhymes, they ain't wack.
So sit down, shut up, and watch the show.
Or am I going too fast, should I go a little slow?
So tell me, what's your choice?
It's getting served by the girls, or getting served by the boys.

[Gusparce]

Why should I sit down to a joke like you?
Your voice is as bad as a kangaroo's.
While I, Dunsparce am the king of rap.
So you shut up, and sit on your mum's lap.
You claim that your rhymes are not wack?
Wells thats a statement in which facts lack...

[OranBerrySandvich]

It's time you saw reason,
Because it's open season.
I got a twelve gauge, got fists of steel, and a minigun to boot.
Just google "Heavy Weapons Guy," and get ready for me to shoot.
I'll put more holes in you than a time-travel fanfic,
I'll be putting you outta your misery, you were smacked with the ugly stick.