Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[kr9q]

Ok.So my last forum game went down badly so I made a new (hopefully) spam free forum game.So here is how you play.
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Person number 1: 2.Scream a lot.
Person number 2: 2.Yell at the manager.
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You can have up to 4 ideas in your post.
Here is the first one.
1.When someone talks in the intercom assume the fetal position and yell "Its the voices!Make it stop!"

[CAPITAL BETA]

2. Approach a member of staff and ask them to kick you out.

[Spriter]

3.Stand on the aisles, kicking people in the face.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

4 steal stuff 
5 kick other people out

[ShiraBliss]

6. Proceed to make out in front of minors
7. Continuing from #6, get physical
8. Continuing from #7, proceed to make minors of your own.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

9
open diapers and wear them

[kr9q]

10.Go to the hunting/guns department.Grab all of the guns that you can and when an employee walks up to you ask them where the "Anti-depressents are".
11.Get a chain saw.
12.Use the chainsaw.
13.Dress up as Batman and yell at the top of your lungs "COME ROBIN!TO THE BATMOBILE!"

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

14. climb in to a bed and wet it

[kr9q]

Hide in the clothing racks and when people come around jump out and say "Pick me!Pick me!"

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

16. knock out a cashier and instead of the regular total, say $7908589463918568686357348294762318657364767824527.00 as the total.

[kr9q]

17. Ask for the managers sisiers phone number!

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

18 having fake seizures every minute or something

[zezemanoob]

19 make a base of operations high up in the shelves from which to mount a full scale toilet roll attack on the staff

[kr9q]

20.Make the alarmclocks go off at 1 minute intervals.

[Reshurott Inferno]

21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages