Why is the Above Poster an Imposter?

[OranBerrySandvich]

Imagine that the above person is actually... An imposter! What you must do is back up that claim, through reasons serious... And not so serious. Example:

1: You're an imposter because you're wearing the wrong underwear.
2: You're an imposte because the real (name) doesn't eat soup... With a fork.
3: You're an imposter because the real (person) is actually in my secret dungeon.

Are we clear? Then we may begin.

Oh, and you can only call someone a spy so many times before it loses effect.

[sylar]

because you spelled poster wrong

[Avian]

because the real john is a complete idiot

..ohwait

[Richard and Blaziken]

You... killed the real Aidan... and replaced him with Homestuck Aidan... ;~;

I miss my man </3

[OranBerrySandvich]

because you spelled poster wrong

Er... What're you talking about?
*Awkward shuffle*
*Edits*
You're an imposter, because the real you was reported dead about three months ago. Due to an angry shark.

[Nightmare Eater]

Your an imposter because the real you never awkward shuffled.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

because the real you was a GOOD person, not a DEMONIC person.

[Spriter]

Because the real Torak didn't have a Gigalith in his signature...

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Because the real Spriter SR|XL Didnt create his own sprites.

[Spriter]

=o! *Takes offense*

Because you think I'm an imposter!

[lugia95]

Because the real Spriter SR/XL wouldn't get his signature banned.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Because EVERYONE agrees that Ho-Oh's better than Poo-gia.

[Spriter]

Because the real Pokemaster99999 actually thinks Lugia is better than Ho-oh .

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

the real Spriter SR|XL dosent have straight line thingies(|)

[Legacy]

De real plankton is unda da sea. You be on de land. You be de imposter.