Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Reshurott Inferno]

^Isn't that 3 words, 2 punctuation marks and 1 number?

184: Plant some Deku Babas and stuff.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

185: Smash the pumpkins around Halloween!
186: Give wedgies to the employees, manager, and other shoppers!
187: Bring in a whip and keep cracking it at employees' backs while saying, "Get back to work, you lazy scum bag!"
188: Scream every other word you say really really loud!

[MzLuluZombi]

189: Bring lots of label makers. Label everything in the store as being 99p. Even the manager's forehead. Also remember your running shoes.
190: Act like a dog. Sleep in the pet beds, bark and growl at customers, and attempt to chew as many shoes as possible.
191: Simply ask to be kicked out.

[kr9q]

192: Call the manager (on a landline) and ask him out. (if) he/she asks how old you are, say where you are and that you're 5.

[Steve Jobs]

193: Murdering people while insulting the workers.

[Reshurott Inferno]

194: Get any pair of shoes and get someone to kick you.
195: Act dead.
196: Actually be dead.

[kr9q]

197: Act like a cat.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

198. Act like a dog
199. Act like a poor person and beg the cashier for money.

[Gusparce]

200. Use the pager and say everything has a 90% discount.

[kr9q]

201. Punch the manager.
Wait... was that said already?

[Reshurott Inferno]

202. Kick a Shell Shock (from SPM) at the employees.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

203: Grab the Salvation Army kettle during Christmas time and run as fast and far away you can with it!
204: Steal toys from the charity box they have out during the holiday season!
205: Dress up as Tinkle Bell, grab as much glitter as you can and open the tubes and put them in you pockets so it flies out every time you move. When asked what you are doing say, "Spreading pixie dust!" and then blow a lot in to the questioner's face!
206: Smash the glass Christmas ornaments on the floor really REALLY hard and say "Oopsies!" each time while laughing insanely.

[Gusparce]

207. Grab all the chip bags and throw them like confetti.

[kr9q]

208: Make people eat confetti.

[Gusparce]

209. Turn people into confetti.