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Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Started by kr9q, July 16, 2011, 16:19

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SirBlaziken

360. get on a skateboard and keep doing 360s off of the shelves
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Hitmonchu

361. Throw a skateboard at a baby
362. Throw a baby at a skateboard
363. Throw a baby at a baby
364. Throw a skateboard at a skateboard

ALL HAIL GOOMY

SirBlaziken

365. use pokemon trading cards as ninja stars and throw them at people
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Hitmonchu

366. eat Pokémon cards in the aisles
367. dump a garbage can on somebody
368. lick a toy and rub it on the managers face
369. flush a stuffed animal down the toilet
370. throw candy bars at the checkout clerk

ALL HAIL GOOMY

SirBlaziken

371. start singing celine dion as loudly and terribly as you can
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quack98

372 whack people over the head with a pair of Eskrima sticks!

SirBlaziken

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Hitmonchu


ALL HAIL GOOMY

XephHunter

375. Throw yourself at TVs and people.

Hitmonchu

376. Throw Tvs and People at yourself.

ALL HAIL GOOMY

XephHunter

377. Throw burning TVs at yourself and then go Hulk rage mode and destroy the shop making it impossible to get kicked out if the shop isn't there making this post irrelevant....

quack98

378 pick a tub of Ben and Jerrys up and eat it in front of an employee

Hitmonchu

379 Light a pair of shoes on fire, throw it into the middle of the aisle and scream, "HOT FEET HOT FEET!"
380 Grab a coat, color it with the art supplies, and ride around the store on a bicycle while wearing the coat.

ALL HAIL GOOMY

glash101

381. Punch Wall-mart's lights out!(LIterally)
382. Dunk the manager in a fishbowl
383. Dunk the fishbowl in the manager!
384. Eat a paintbrush.
385. Put 10 bettas together and Say you did this to the manager.
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Hitmonchu

386. Draw on the couches with a Sharpie.
387. Scream, "TARGET IS BETTER!" at the checkout clerk and dump tomato sauce on his face.
388. Squish a fruit on the managers head.
389. Eat a candy bar whole.

ALL HAIL GOOMY