Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[SirBlaziken]

390. Yell for no reason

[Captain Jigglypuff]

391. Eat garbage from the trash cans naked.
392. Act like Brock Samson and just start killing people.
393. If you're a guy, open packages of socks and start stuffing your pants. If you're a girl, do the same thing but with your bra!
395. Hack into the security system and set it off every five seconds!
396. Give free haircuts and butcher your clients' hair beyond touch up!
397. Sneak up on bald men and draw on their heads while they aren't looking!
398. Walk around all distraught and filthy while muttering "Dingo ate my baby! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"
399. Open the vitamin bottles and switch contents around among them.
400. Practice your discus throwing with ceramic plates!

[glash101]

401. Eat the manager's shirt off.
402. Pour the Sahara Desert into the store.
403. Replace all the money with Cheesecake
404. ERROR 404 all the computers for the workers.this is number 404 lol.
405. Eat all the food and do the biggest burp/fart ever in the Manager's face

[quack98]

406. Delete system 32 on all the computers. All of them.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

407. Go to the express checkout with an expensive item and pay for it in pennies! Add some Canadian ones in there as well as 1 cent euros! When people complain it's taken so long, simply say, "What? I HAVE 10 items or less!"

[glash101]

408. Paint "[Your name] was here" On every Item.When they call you over the intercom,walk by them with a mustache and jacket on.When they stop you and ask your name,say "I'm Zachary,Just looking for clothes that doesn't say something." Then take off your disguise and run in slow motion.

[sans the skeleton]

409. Punch the manager where it hurts. Repeatedly.
410. Stab the manager in the knee. (I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS. YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL AND YOU WILL GET NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER.)

[NTN]

^ What if it was an accident and you did it with a pencil?

411. Crash your car into Walmart through the counter and run over the cashier.

[SirBlaziken]

412. Be Draghost

[Hitmonchu]

413. Yell at every kid.
414. Violate a Rarity plushie in public.

[SirBlaziken]

415. If your me, simply walk in.

[Hitmonchu]

416. Read every way in this topic out loud.

[quack98]

417. Wear a swastika and declare your support for Adolf

418. Eat all the pringles

[Hitmonchu]

419. Throw a can of Pringles at somebody.
420. Run down the candy aisle while throwing everything off the shelves.

[SirBlaziken]

421. Take a bottle of beer, smash it over the manager's head and yell "OPPA!!!!!"