Scenes We'd Like to See

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I haven't taken this Chewbacca costume off in FIVE years!" *Huge smile*

Worst thing to hear as you are driving down a dangerous one lane cliff road

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Look out below!"

Bad things to say when receiving a knighthood.

[SirBlaziken]

"I hate the king!"

Worst thing to hear from a telemarketer.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Press 193 to sign up for our personal courier service. Press 194 to..."

Unlikely things to hear on a children's show

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Kill you parents kids!"

Terrible thing to say at Grandma's birthday party

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Sorry I didn't get you a present, the doctor said you'd be dead."

Bad things to hear on your 40th birthday party.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"You're FORTY?! Wow. I thought you were sixty!"

Worst thing to say on a date with a celebrity

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Pull my finger."

Greetings cards that wouldn't sell.

[SirBlaziken]

Hello, you're generally hated by everyone. Congradulations!

Books to be burned.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Anne Frank Would Be a Belieber-Justin Bieber Autobiography,"  "I'm Honey Boo Boo!", and  "Here's Snooki!"

Same category

[SirBlaziken]

The Awesome cool Awesome Life of Justin Bieber!

Last thing you expect to hear at a hardware store

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Can this hack saw cut off a head cleanly?"

Same Category

[SirBlaziken]

"Did you know that this kind on hammer can break bone with one tap?"

Books for the bargain bin

[Meowstic Royalty]

Boris Johnson's thesaurus.


(The guy sounds like he's playing charades with the invisible man)

Unlikely relationship advice.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"No means yes!"

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