Pokemon Moves in Real Life

[Meowstic Royalty]

Dark Void - the thing inside my skull

Damn right.

Fury Swipes - The result of pissing off my cat.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Sandstorm - In a desert... Where there's sand... In a storm...

[Wolstenholme]

Tackle - When you go into a shop and buy loads of fishing tackle and then you take it home and your wife sees it and then your wife points at your fishing tackle and says "tackle"

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Boomburst - what tends to happen if I touch speakers....

[the bread dragon]

extremespeed - yet another thing i havent got

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Heart Swap - people getting a heart transplant

[the bread dragon]

wish - what you do when you see a shooting star!

tickle - a form of torture banned by the UN

[SaRo|Rapidash]

^I actually like being tickled... I don't know why xD

[the bread dragon]

^what
this isnt possible
yOU ARENT HUMAN DICK

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Fake Tears - What I shall use right now xD

And I'm probably not, no

[the bread dragon]

confusion - what i am currently experiencing because of this

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Hyper Voice - the aspect of me Nate commonly complains about...

[SirBlaziken]

Confide - When you tell someone a secret

Water Gun - When you shoot a squirt gun or water bottle

[the bread dragon]

fire blast - what happens to people that piss off other people who breath fire

[Kerou 犠牲]

Hyper Voice - Me on the bevs

Amnesia - Me not remembering since when Robin became obsessed with grammar.

Confusion - mixing grammar and spelling up