Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Would you like to smell some chicken poo?"

Bad things to hear from the cockpit of a plane.

[SirBlaziken]

"And there goes the other engine."

Last thing you'd expect to hear on the phone with your grandmother

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I TOLD YOU, MOTHER&$#%ER!"

Unlikely things to hear from a newsreader

[SirBlaziken]

(A newsreader?)

"All that I have told you is false."

Last thing to expect to hear from Stephen Hawking

[Meowstic Royalty]

"SURF'S UP!"

Bad things to hear on holiday.

[SirBlaziken]

"The holiday is canceled, now get back to school!"

Unlikely thing to hear from Ash

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Scraggy is evolving!"

Unlikely first lines of a Harry Potter book.

[SirBlaziken]

"He was a lie."

Last thing you'd expect to read in a Hunger Games book.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Hunger Games? Sweet, go get me a pizza!"

Unlikely things to hear over a tannoy.

[SirBlaziken]

"A pedophile is in the building."

Same cat.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Only you can hear me."

Strange things to see on a road sign

[SirBlaziken]

Help, I'm trapped in a road sign factory!

Same.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"When red lights are flashing... GET DOWN WITH THE GROOVE."

Bad dictionary definitions

[SirBlaziken]

Cake - Something you should always avoid, especially when pie is in the premesis.

Last thing you'd expect to hear from a police officer

[Meowstic Royalty]

"You are charged with the murder of Mrs Beaumont. That'll be 8.19 please."

Bad things to say to a policeman.