Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

"To kill a mockingbird"

Unlikely board game instructions.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Grab a knife
2. Stab you parents
3. Roll the die....

Same Category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Three players gather around the board. The fourth is dangled out the window."

Bad things to hear from your partner.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Guess what! (Singing) I haaaaaave theeeeeee Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids!"

Things that Grandma should NEVER say

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I've won the lottery, &%$#ers! I'm off for a booze cruise!"

Things you wouldn't see in a news paper.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"BREAKING NEWS: Zelda Marries Tom Cruise"

Things a dad should never say at a piano recital

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I'll be honest dear, that was terrible. Your terrible, okay?"

Unlikely safety advice.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Stay at home. You'll be safe at home. Nothing ever goes wrong when you are at- What's that? More accidents happen in the home?! Scratch what I just said. Just hope you will die soon because nothing is safe.

Snooki in an AA meeting

[Meowstic Royalty]

(Yeah, I dont really know what a Snooki is but it sounds like a rabbit. Like I said, thats one of the categories that's too hard/specific.)

New category: Bad things to see on a road sign

[SirBlaziken]

(Snooki was one of the stars on Jersey Shore, which is the stupidest show on the planet)

"Warning! You are driving on unstable cliffs."

Bad things to read on a greeting card.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Happy 147th birthday!"

Bad things to hear in a hospital

[the bread dragon]

im sorry, but you have super herpes. (no one is going to get that reference )

same category

[SirBlaziken]

"You have 24 hours to live. Also, I forgot to tell yo this yesterday."

Something to say to troll on an epic level.

[Meowstic Royalty]

*farts* "does anyone else smell popcorn?"

Bad things to hear in a superhero film

[SirBlaziken]

"Let's kill the batman!"

Bad thing to hear on a cruise liner.