Scenes We'd Like to See

[SirBlaziken]

"You're not getting a christmas."

Bad things to hear from your Home Economics/"Life Skills" teacher

[Meowstic Royalty]

"And thats how you hide a body."

Bad things to hear on a driving test

[SirBlaziken]

"Here's your license!" *Shreds it*

Bad things to hear on a children's cartoon.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Let's learn the alphabet! A is for Adopted, like you."

Bad junk mail.

[SirBlaziken]

"To you, a love letter, which is 10 pages long!" (It's not meant for you.)

Things you'd never hear from a tailor.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Jesus Christ, eat a salad!"

Bad things to hear in your doorstep at 3am

[SirBlaziken]

*Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Same category please.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

Bad safety advice

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Always cross the street with your eyes closed!

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"In the event of a fire, run like &%$#."

Bad things to hear in a restaraunt

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Scene: The Cheesecake Factory from The Big Bang Theory*
Bernadette: I was working with botulism bacteria in the lab today and I think I may have forgotten to wash my hands before I came in....

Horrible name for a Disney movie

[SirBlaziken]

The Death of Simba.

Bad titles for a film documentary on the life of Nelson Mandela.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I Was Mandela's Prision B****"

Horrible name of a song about kittens and puppies

[SirBlaziken]

Animal Slayer.

Bad book title for a book about the life of Michael Jackson.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Come Play With Me!"

Awful things to stuff a roast turkey with