The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[Wolstenholme]

58. That's because you smell.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

59. I just never mentioned it... Sorry <3

But you still smell

[Wolstenholme]

60. You smell more.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

61.

...meanie 

I'm trying to breed vulpix's and they keep being only 4V... They're even more smelly than you <3

[Wolstenholme]

62. Sorry

Your Vulpixes can't be smellier than me, the only thing smellier than me is you <3

[SaRo|Rapidash]

63.

But I'm a good smelly <3 I smell of hollister xD

You're just smelly smelly <3

[Wolstenholme]

64. Actually I smell like sure anti-perspirant and a perfume that I can't remember the name of.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

65.

Fair enough xD

And 'someone ' just called me his 'perfect secret' <3 (we haven't told our friends yet because they'll be annoying xD)

[Wolstenholme]

66.

Please can you get married. Now.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

67.

Not sure it's legal in the UK, sorry <3

[Wolstenholme]

68. You're not even OLD enough to get married.

It's illegal to get married under the age of 16 and it's illegal to get married if you're under the age of 18 and don't have parental consent.

Why do I know this? I don't know either.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

69.

...you just proved my point xD <3

But yeah, we keep trying to get time alone at school and it's only then you realise how annoying friends can accidentally be xD

[Wolstenholme]

70. Alone time. that's adorable.

*why have I never been attractive enough to get a boyfriend?*

I think I friendzone everyone without realising what I've done.


I don't mean to, I just do.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

71.

Hey, if I was slightly less gay and lived anywhere near you I'd Probably go out with you <3 although I guess that really doesn't mean much considering the amount of 'if's xD

[Wolstenholme]

72. Slightly less gay hahahaha <3


all of the dating options I've ever considered have been really shy so no one's ever made the first move. Shy people get on my wick sometimes.

Including myself