The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[the bread dragon]

15 ?_? what are you on about

[SirBlaziken]

But when Hoenn appeared in our maps, when the Blaziken who fainted for our sins durst to fight them with his almighty anti-curse antics and, in his honour, a pet for him was created; the Immortal PokéCangrejo, also known as Corphish, was born (with bad abilities, moves and stats, but time to time...).

16
I guess I'm a martyr

[Delicious_Scout]

17.

He is right, you know.

Bread has another pet, by the way, The PokéPato (or Psy-Duck), who always outsmarts Ash Mustards'd Pingachu.

[SirBlaziken]

18.

Hm..... seems legit.

[Wolstenholme]

19. I don't even understand the raw concept of this conversation.

[SirBlaziken]

20.

All I got is that I am a martyr and that started a new religion.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

21.

I swear the only reason I come on this site now is to procrastinate xD Like, seriously, if I'm doing ANYTHING I'll just be like 'I'll quickly see if there's a new post' which turns to checking topics from like 6 months ago >_>

[Delicious_Scout]

22.

Dick, let PokéCangrejo bless you within their divine pinces! You shall procrastinate!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

23.

......I'm not even going to ask what that means xD

Sometimes you make less sense than a chicken with a stutter =/

...........no, I'm not sure what a chicken with a stutter sounds like either =P

[Delicious_Scout]

24.

Thank you very much, Dick, but ShinyInfernape2000 ShinyBlaziken2000 is trying to follow my steps and defeat the master.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

25.

Nah, no one can make as much no sense as you, except draghost

[SirBlaziken]

26.

I broke away from your master already.

[Delicious_Scout]

27.

But when it comes to make sense, I am also there. Also, Draghost is a troll, while I am a countertroll.

Here is my Smogon analysis:

Delicious_Scout

Poison, Psychic

Base Stats:

• 105 HP
• 165 Attack
• 135 Defence
• 100 Special Attack
• 135 Special Defence
• 40 Speed

Abilities:

• Prankster.


• Sheer Force.

Über Analysis:

To be written, lol.

[SirBlaziken]

28. I'm a flat out sweeper.

My Smogon analysis:

Blaze   Fire/Fighting

Base Stats:

HP: 30
Attack: 170
Defense: 45
Special attack: 170
Special Defense: 45
Speed: 100

Abilities:

Speed Boost
Sturdy

Uber Analysis: Banned for a reason, this thing rivals Blaziken in sheer power, and has higher speed, for the cost of defenses and speed, which are worse than a wet paper bag's. However, one speed boost, and you can kiss at least half your team goodbye. Only Giratina can safely come in, unless this has knock off, then you're screwed.

[the bread dragon]

type: normal
abilities: sniper

base stats
hp:90
attack: 15
defense: 100
special attack: 2
SpD: 100
speed: 110

nu analysis: what even is this monstrosity