The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[SaRo|Rapidash]

30.

Something tells me you aren't so strong you'd have 170 Attack, blaze xD

And I'm also pretty sure we've done stats before like a few months ago =P

[Wolstenholme]

31.
Type: Grass/Fairy/Dragon/Electric
Base Stats:
HP 99999
Attack: 99999
Defense: 99999
Special Attack: 99999
Special Defense: 99999
Abilities: Chloe can have any ability she wants.

[the bread dragon]

32 ^ accurate.
obviously.
and agreeing with dick haha nice try blaze

[The Shrub Dragon]

33


type: naaah mate
HP: naaah mate
Attack: naaah mate
Defense: naaah mate
Special Attack: naaah mate
Special Defense: naaah mate
Abilities: naaah mate


Uber Analysis:
naaaaah mate

[SaRo|Rapidash]

34.

Something tells me this'd work better if we didn't do our own xD

[The Shrub Dragon]

35


naaah mate

[Wolstenholme]

36. Something tells me that our shrubbish friend is correct.

[SirBlaziken]

30.

Something tells me you aren't so strong you'd have 170 Attack, blaze xD

And I'm also pretty sure we've done stats before like a few months ago =P

37. I thought we were doing it for fun. So....someone else can make my stats.

[The Shrub Dragon]

38


i would but i'm sure you can tell that i'm not taking this the slightest bit seriously

[SirBlaziken]

39.

Not really, no.

[Delicious_Scout]

40.

All right, permit me to construct your stats.

HP: 85

Attack: 70

Defence: 90

Special Attack: 135

Special Defence: 85

Speed: 135

[SirBlaziken]

41. Hm..... seems about right.

[Delicious_Scout]

Answer. 42.

And now, we shall witness the statistics of my last dinner, which was meant to commemorate the middle stage of our University Degree.

Out of 45 people...

• Just 4 ordered codfish (including me), oppositely of the 41 remaining commensals.


• Just 1 stayed sober (me), due to hepatic complications and a strict code of honour.


• At least 3 people, all males, had visible kiss marks in their cheeks, including me due to an evident consequence of the second point.


• Just 1 person left five minutes after they entered the discotheque, walked to the apartment of their friend, which was three kilometers away within a steep, ascending slope path, during the night, in concrete from 3 AM to 3:30 AM. Of course, that handsome individual is me.


• Just 1 person, whose name is known as Martí, slept for three hours to go to another University just to see his friends and ask one of them for a date because there were not lectures for that day due to agreements made before the party. Interestingly enough, the one who should have been asked for that affair, did not attend and prefered to stay in her home rather than waking up at 6AM, while the other one, who received a rose as a present because of the day known as Sant Jordi in his name but not in front of him arrived late and stayed with him for, approximately, ten minutes. Later, Martí would manage to break the zipper of his trousers in the WC and spend other twenty minutes arranging a solution to an extent it would be not a shame to go out with those given trousers; he succeeded.

[SirBlaziken]

43.

Well, sounds like an eventful night for you. Meanwhile, I have exams coming up, guess who's not studying? *Points to self*

[SaRo|Rapidash]

44.

Yeah, I've got exams soon and whenever I go to revise I get distracted so I've done pretty little so far xD