Looking for a female voice to say some pretty random stuff

[The name master]

I need a female to say the following things:

Hold it right there, Mr! Who are you and how did you get in the café?

The café belongs to Latias!

You altered your appearance?

It's a bit blue! Which for me is kind of sexy!

I like it!

Whoa! What's that?

That's fascinating! Because if there's one thing I know about Latias.... it's that she doesn't have one of those! Now tell me, who are you?!

Testing condoms?

Funny you should say that, I was wearing a condom when Mudkip put his---NEVER MIND THAT! You're not going to get that whipped cream! I'm going to stop you Latios!

Get out or I'll shoot!

I'M WARNING YOU!

YOU'LL DIE, LATIOS!

I was just showing this friend of mine around the café.

It's William.

Easter Island.

No, that's fine. We'll clean up.

Yeah?

Yeah. I know.

I know!

Anyway, where were we?

I'M GOING TO GET YOU, EVIL LATIOS!

I'm busy next Thursday! But I'm free Friday!

(make sounds like you're pretending to fire a gun)


Thank you to whoever does this. You will get credit for your voice.

[Articuno]

OMFG I got this covered and I'm SO excited to do it ^V^!!!!!! Gonna record over the weekend YEEEEEE!

[The name master]

Instead of making yet another uselessly pointless thread, I'll post in this one.

I need a female to say a few things (sorry, Articuno. You're already doing Nidorina's voice)

PM me if you're interested. It's only a few things. Not too much. Doubt anyone's going to PM me. If they do, they'll probably change their minds when I say they're doing the voice of a Miltank.