The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done

[Shaymin]

i hope jackie chan provides my voice

[The name master]

poster for the upcoming movie just leaked:

I got to be honest, I look good as a Nidorino, but I'm not so sure of it, since Nidorino is a villain in one of my stories who enslaves people, kidnaps the hero's girlfriend, tries to kill the hero and builds war machines.

That reminds me! I really need to change my signature!

EDIT: This thread is going so well, isn't it?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

whos the skeleton tho

its a vanity reference to the old avatar of some nerdlinger dork on these forums who spends all day peein their pants and posting incredibly badly. i hate them sO MUCH GRRRRRRRRRRR

i hope jackie chan provides my voice

of course!!! its ur big day and we need to pull out all the stops. i even hire markiplier to give u away @ the altar to The Name Master via videoconference while hes at home simultaneously recording his Reaction To Shaymin/Name Master Wedding video. a very talented boy.

(if you dont like markiplier for some reason now then i do apologise for bad memories, i may be behind on shaymin canon possibly)

I got to be honest, I look good as a Nidorino, but I'm not so sure of it, since Nidorino is a villain in one of my stories who enslaves people, kidnaps the hero's girlfriend, tries to kill the hero and builds war machines.

hmm. well, have you ever seen/read A Clockwork Orange???? the first half of the movie kind of plays out like a nidorino-based version of that

[The name master]

(if you dont like markiplier for some reason now then i do apologise for bad memories, i may be behind on shaymin canon possibly)

I was just watching some markiplier videos! Lol

I prefer jacksepticeye, though! He is boss!

[Shaymin]

of course!!! its ur big day and we need to pull out all the stops. i even hire markiplier to give u away @ the altar to The Name Master via videoconference while hes at home simultaneously recording his Reaction To Shaymin/Name Master Wedding video. a very talented boy.

i do like markiplier

I was just watching some markiplier videos! Lol

I prefer jacksepticeye, though! He is boss!

thats it i can't watch jackseptiveye anymore mom told me

[the bread dragon]

hmm. well, have you ever seen/read A Clockwork Orange???? the first half of the movie kind of plays out like a nidorino-based version of that

the name master, i really discourage u from watching a clockwork orange

it wasnt meant for your eyes

[The name master]

I think Lord Raven should be the donkey!

No! Bread!

No! Sylar!

Damn! I can't make up my mind, because I don't know if anyone will be offended!

the name master, i really discourage u from watching a clockwork orange

it wasnt meant for your eyes

I wasn't intending to anyway!

EDIT: What's with Shaymin's ear slicing my neck?

There should be a series called Shaymin The Hedgehog!



Anybody guess what that series would be based on?

BIGGEST EDIT:

a nearly 23 yr old with a 17 yr old? no

So, I, like, found this quote. I'm almost 17!

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

EDIT: What's with Shaymin's ear slicing my neck?

its to remind u that even in the throes of a secure marriage you are at danger of being decapitated by your wifes ear (an  old welsh proverb)




(im lying it isn't an old welsh proverb)

There should be a series called Shaymin The Hedgehog!



Anybody guess what that series would be based on?

So, I, like, found this quote. I'm almost 17!

maybe you have to wait a handful of years before, uh, consumating the marriage??????


luckily as a society we've moved past the freaky stuff that was in stuff like jane austen books tho lmao (in Emma like mr knightley is all like "i remember holding you when you were a baby and now youre my bethrothed, praise be. i luv u emma." and its like. uh?????????????)

[Shaymin]

i refuse to marry someone younger than my 18 year old brother. i'm sorry tnm but i'm calling off the wedding

this is the greatest thing i have ever beholden with my own two crap eyes

[The name master]

Yay! : ) awww.....

[sans the skeleton]

don't forget the 3 word rule buddy, emoticons dont count

anyway back on topic the 'dumbest' thing ive ever done was be born

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

over a week late w this and this reply has sat in a tab for the entire time but me brain was bein a dick

i refuse to marry someone younger than my 18 year old brother. i'm sorry tnm but i'm calling off the wedding

a tragic but ethically correct end to the movie of shaymin/tnm's wedding..............//emotional tears while applauding wildly//

thisll get a hella high score on rotten tomatoes tho for its Good Ethics.........hmmm....//beths though bubble of her drivin a limousene n smokin a hella huge blunt from all the money this film made which she is post-hummusly the developer and producer of now for some reason//

this is the greatest thing i have ever beholden with my own two crap eyes

aww shucks, thank you n bless u. 

i was gonna draw ur glasses on it but i was worried itd look like i was makin fun or something??? so pretend it has ur glasses on or something.

[SirBlaziken]

poster for the upcoming movie just leaked:

Forget Dr. Strange. I'm buying tickets for this move. lowkey wondering who farquad and gingy are

i refuse to marry someone younger than my 18 year old brother. i'm sorry tnm but i'm calling off the wedding

Welp, time to return the toaster I bought for you.

Dumbest thing i've probably done is in an attempt to showboat with my friends, I tried to flip off my deck into the pool and landed on my back. I walked away a little sore but I really damn lucky tbh.