Things that make no sense or are just weird

[Milsap]

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

[Laprabi]

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

If money grew on trees, it'd be worth as much as leaves.
Valid point though.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Money is made of paper and paper is made from trees so wouldn't that count as money growing on a tree?

[SaRo|Rapidash]

In the last episode of Glee season 1 (spoilers I guess if you haven't seen it but it's like 6-7 year old lmao), the vote makes absolutely no sense. You see Sue vote New Directions 1st and Vocal Adrenaline last, and it's implied Josh votes New directions first. That means at worst, new directions have 1st, 1st, 3rd, 3rd & Vocal Adrenaline have 1st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, meaning VA would beat ND, but then the third team would get 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd so would come last and ND should have placed 2nd, giving them a shot at nationals? Unless the voting only takes into account 3rd-places but that would be a super obscure way of voting?

[Milsap]

Money is made of paper and paper is made from trees so wouldn't that count as money growing on a tree?

Money is actually made from cotton fibres 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Money is actually made from cotton fibres 

Cotton is a type of tree.

[The Shrub Dragon]

Cotton is a type of tree.

1 - cotton grows inside the seeds of a plant, so your argument falls down where you try to draw the comparison between wood and produce
2 - you actually said the word 'paper' in your last post which means that u are not fooling anyone
3 - the cotton plant is a shrub, not a tree

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Idk if this is like a thing everyone gets, but like 'music shivers' are super weird. Like sometimes I'll listen to a song, and usually on like a harmony or a big note or something I feel really cold and shiver for a second or two, it's so strange and makes no sense lmao.

[SirBlaziken]

I find it kind of weird that narcissists tend to tell other people that they are narcissists instead of seeing that they're the problem.

[The name master]

Why do Daleks have toilet plungers? Did they even have toilets on Skaro? How do Daleks even take a crap? and why do they have whisks?

If I ever need a toilet unblocked or some biscuits, I'll definitely contact them!

[The Shrub Dragon]

Why do Daleks have toilet plungers? Did they even have toilets on Skaro? How do Daleks even take a crap? and why do they have whisks?

If I ever need a toilet unblocked or some biscuits, I'll definitely contact them!

i accidentally went to a cabaret in a gay bar when i was in edinburgh and let me tell u the "traditional homosexual" who is dressed up as a pirate singing the words 'now i know what the plunger is for' in his dalek-centred romantic shanty inspired absolutely no confidence at all

[The name master]

When someone is made dead, they're killed.

When a machine is made no longer functional, it's destroyed.

If a Dalek is a living creature, then why do we say it's destroyed rather than killed?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

My dad always tries to make me take a look at things even though I clearly have no idea what is happening or even how to use the item such as figuring out why my uncle's smartphone won't ring even though I have never used or seen the phone before or why the coffee maker won't turn on. He is crazy sometimes.

How come some of the toys on the Island of Misfit Toys were perfectly normal? There was the doll, that scooter, an airplane, the bicycle, the toy soldiers, the rocking horse that was seen only at the beginning of the song, and some blocks. What exactly was wrong with them?

[The name master]

Super Mario Bros 2: Final boss killed by making him eat vegetables.

Wario Land 3 and 4: Wario becomes fat by eating apples.

Nintendo obviously disapproves of kids eating their fruit and veg!

In the Doctor Who episode "Voyage Of The Damned" the doctor says the Titanic will destroy Earth if it crashes. In the episode "Turn Left" the Titanic did crash and the planet doesn't look very destroyed....

[The Hooded Trainer]

That turn left episode is really good, but it makes literally no sense. Since the doctor died in the christmas special just after series two, that means that all the events of seasons three and four happened without him. The episode only goes into all the present stuff, but since the doctor wasnt around to go into the past, all the past stuff would have happened without him too, right? Which essentially means that, among other things, the world should have been conquered by the pyroviles, since the doctor wouldnt have shown up in pompeii to stop them.