A rediculously Long story about a series of random events.

[Kona]

Here goes. I start with a sentence. You continue the story. The next person continues from you. Anything is possible in this story.

The man went to the shops.

[TrickTester]

But while he walked, Ash flew out from behind a wall!

[Kona]

Only to find that he'd loaded his gun with his cash, firing money at Ash.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Suddenly, Ash did 18 backflips to get out of the way, And doing so, banged his head on a shop window.

[Kona]

This smashed the window, letting the man steal things from the shop.

[Webby2]

However, Jesus showed him the way forward and instead of stealing the man went on a righteous path of justice.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

He then saw a man robbing a bank. He knew this was the wrong thing to do (by Jesus' Education), so he decided to pick up a car and threw it at the robber. It was a great success. Until....

[spritey]

The robber got up, lost his memory, and was now good.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

The man and the Ex-Robber became friends and sarted walking down the street. Only to find a Giant Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel. Uh oh

[Kona]

It exploded, leaving meat all over, covering the two men and a random old lady.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

The random old lady was not happy with this, and she blamed it on the men! She pulled an AK47 outta her bag, and Started shooting at the men. Blimey.

[Kona]

She then turned into the devil. Jesus, who'd been stalking the men saw her.

[Webby2]

But the devil was in a new dress; a series of beats and guitars crashed out as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy began to play.

[Kona]

Jesus began dancing to the music. All the humans slowly backed off.

[Webby2]

Then some angels fell from the sky and stood staring fiercely at Jesus