The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[spritey]

You'd better be thanking that guy,
'Cause he revived this and proved that it didn't die,
He gave the chance for us rappers to shine,
So bright that everyone would go blind,
Through each convincing line,
Now it's all fine,
Yeah, this post's mine,
Let's continue the rhyme,
It's rapping time,
So don't commit the crime,
It's our chance to be sublime,
I ain't no mime,
Ain't green like a lime,
'Cause rappin' ain't a hike or a climb,
It ain't hard to define,
I can rap more lines than nine,
Hear those bells chime,
There ain't no grime,
So let's be kind,
Respect each other's pride,
No need to rewind,
This topic ain't hard to find,
But the rapping is sharp as a pine,
I won't be one to decline,
So rap it out and turn on the grind!

[Draghost999]

 
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A stick figure can rap better than you can,
Guess who's talking? Hey, it's Mellowman,
No, it's not daddy drag,
Some say that he's a big something,
Says who, really? Richard and Blaziken,
Yeah, that guy's cool but drives Draghost crazy and,
Yes, but not as crazy as PurpleRush's love for Apprentice,
For saying that I suggest Draghost be sentenced,
Hold on, no it's the other way around,
Apprentice loves PurpleRush,
Still from daddy drag's mouth,
But it's obvious he's got a big crush,
Wait, u mad? Try PMing the sly dog Draghost,
Cause I'm just the one that he hates the most,
Well, Mellowman's got to make it quick,
And even though that I'm just a stick,
But I got to go before Draghost kicks me in the - ow!

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Shut up, Mellowman. That guy embarrasses me a lot.

[Utack and Swampy]

Yo, yo, check it~

Utack and Swampy of the Pokemon crew
We're coming here to rap so here's what we'll do
Tell ya a little story all about the day
When Swampy found out Utack could rap this way!

Started out in school, do'in all our bizz
Utack learning math, being such a wizz
Swampy in the corner, counting down the day
Groaning 'Hey man, when we gonna play!?'

'Awh c'mon Swamp, don't be blue'
Utack grinned with a clap or two,
'Just start making up a song, stringing up some rhymes
And keep yourself busy dude, to pass the time!'

'But Utack!' the fish moaned, 'Yo, How do'I do that?
I ain't so good at singing just off the bat!'
'It's easy little fishy you just gotta be free,
Singing and'a dancing, here copy me!'

So the two of 'em worked, day and night
Rappin' and'a singing, getting it right
So now you know the story, all about these two
Utack&Swampy, The Rapping Dudes~

[Draghost999]

...Daddy drag

Mellowman got kicked so hard that his balls dropped,
You won't hear from him cause his heart's stopped.

Now he cries, still trying to recover,
Holding his hands on a pain down under,
"Now that's what happens when you steal my thunder."

"But Draghost," Mellowman says, stuttering from shock,
"Why'd you have to kick me that hard in the something?

"Why, does it hurt? There's nothing there."
"Draghost, you pervert. Do you really have to stare?"

"You know what, you're right. I'll leave this to Utack."
"Hey! I got a stick figure crying over his ballsack!"

"Do you know what to do? Cause he needs to be punished!"
"Wait, I know. Can I feed him to your mudfish?"

[Draghost999]

It's Mellowman here, now you know I'm dead,
Cause in Draghost's sig you'll be seeing my head,
Even though I'm dead, I still hate daddy drag,
Cause he treats me like a stick figure that's high on skag,
Now you might say, "Okay, so we know you hate Draghost."
Then, "But you're dead. Shouldn't you be a big bad ghost?"
Well, here it is, "I'm talking from heaven."
"That is, if you're wondering, Flamelunar11."
Now, say it with me, "We don't need daddy drag."
I'll beat him so hard that he'll wave the white flag.
I'm Mellowman, and I'm way better than that tool,
She is so dumb, should go back to school,
And she's got a crazy mind, one that's so complex,
It's best she'd be banned, say it with me Rex.

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But Draghost doesn't know about Mellowman's insults...

[spritey]

It's been a while since I've actually tried to rap,
So I'm new, and I need you guys to cut me slack,
But right now, I guess I'll make the first attack,
So get ready, cause I'm gonna make you blue and black,
Alright, not the best approach, but I'm on the right track,
Now see, these rhymes are going stack after stack,
Oh, what's the matter? You shy, Utack?
Came to rap so I'm gonna take a crack,
Draghost, why you talkin' 'bout a stick figure's ballsack?
Now, I'm sorry that your rhyme was jacked,
All you think you're good, but you really lack,
Cause this is rap, and I got the rap knack,
So, until the time I come back,
You can go ahead and suck on that.

[Draghost999]

They damn suck, the rhymes that you affiliate,
Hold on, please. C'mon. Can you wait?
For Pete's sake, did you forget how to mastursomething?

Now, Listen here,
Keep the rhymes short and clear,
Cause then you rap like you've had way too much beer,
Y'hear?
Y'here?

It's cool for the rhymes to go up by three or five,
Nothing more, or it's wrong like when you drink and drive,
It only kills you, like when you jump headfirst and dive,

See, there are things that you can and can't do in life,
Can you see the difference in what's wrong and what's right?
I'm only going with the rhymes by two or three,
You can't pass that, like you can't go on a killing spree,

And you don't wanna reduce yourself to my enemy's level,
Who's crying his butt off down with the devil,
Yeah, you guessed it right, that's Mellowman,
But he's trapped, the door's shut on him, and it's self-slam.

And you know, like most rappers, say Drizzy Drake,
Say it's messed up when you go 'round n' hate,
You know, that's really not what I appreciate,
So, I'm here and I've found you...
(You're dead, too late!)

Yes, I have you now,
Tracked you down by your license plate,
Now, here I am, at your head with a new Mac-8,
(Fire, fire, fire! How does fate taste?)
So shocked, all red like your head inflates,

"Yes, yes. Really, fate tastes great."
"Oh, well. Too bad you can't do nothing to retaliate!"
That's what happens when you start to hate!
Look at me now, I'm so irate! But my mind won't dissipate!                                                         
Like the entire world's on fire, but oh look at that, it still gyrates!
                                                                                     
Did you meet Mellowman? He said he'd meet you at the gates...   

'K, y'know what dead man?
I'm having a recollection,
Spreading through my mind like a untreated infection,
I said you can't go past five, too bad, I'm an exception!
Oh, wait. You're dead, so we've lost connection.

...daddy drag

[hermesguy]

Yo, Daddy Drag, quit your double posting!
Must think you're so cool, cause you keep on boasting
that you been here since "ol' twenty-ten",
well guess what, Drag? I STARTED WAY BEFORE THEN!
Wait, what, lost connection? Since when did that happen?
I can still hear you, though I wish you'd "rapping",
Keep dissing a stick figure, though you you rap far worse,
kind of strange, don't you think, that a stickman kicks your arse!
Oh yeah, might want to know,
I've got Mellow on speed-dial,
Mess with him, mess with me,
and I'll put you on trial.

[Draghost999]

Oh, shut up, YOU FEMALE WITH PLASTIC SURGERY!
I bet if you were on trail, and said that you had balls, it would be perjury.
Because you didn't, before you had your sex change,
Then asked for your genitals rearranged!!!

Answer me this, since you were the first to register,
You got your balls from plastic surgery? For what expenditure?
I'm sorry, I'm just wondering. Are you a guy, girl, or neither?
Dude, all I know is you're even gayer than Justin Bieber!!!  

Even if you registered before me, I bet nobody cared about you,
You were, and are, so trivial, so you can eat my ghostly dragon poo!!!
I'll rip your head off, shove it into the toilet, take a ssomethingt on it too!!!

I'm the best, every member is in a riot!!!
Cause my crap's for sale and they all wanna buy it!!!
Both you and Mellowman can suck my hotdog,
Keep sucking on it, nibble on it like a groundhog!!!

Oh, hermeslady? So I rap far worse?
Say that to my face, when you go home in a hearse.
You little beach, stop saying the word arse,
Look, we know that's what are,
You're not a man, you're just a farce.

...Aren't I disgusting?  

[hermesguy]

Yo, man, just chill!
Insults never feel good!
Why can't we all accept
peace, love and brotherhood?
Yes, I'm a hippie rapper,
and I'm not afraid to show it,
If you guys don't stop dissing, I'll leave this thread,
so now you know it!

*leaves*

[Draghost999]

Aw... I'm sorry child, did I hurt you?
Well, the truth hurts, now what can we do?
Now I'm mad again, you think you're so innocent!
Saying you're a calm, hippie rapping citizen!
Grr... well I wasn't dissing anyone else except Mellowman!
Damn you! Well, I diss him because I can!
It's your fault for coming at me in the first place!
Sending my words on a vulgar rap race!
So you should've just left me alone, to avoid this!
Now you're telling me that crap, your point is?!

[Ichigo Kurosaki]

Come on guys, can't we get along
This should be peaceful, singing our song
The world is a cruel place
But we will always have our Ace
Wait, this isn't where Ace should be
So I'll just go out to sea
Holla!

[Specstile]

Angelkit has the right idea, and that is what i'm going to do
you should all just chill out or maybe i'm not sick like you
Have a bit of class
like angelkit,utack and hermesguy too
Sorry, this should only be a bit of fun
i like your avitar, it's from digimon too!

[hermesguy]

Specstile, yeah, you got the right idea too!
Angelkit, you know, I'm also looking at you!
Let's all get together, and be hippie-ing it up, 
Every time I see a street fight, I almost throw up! 
Florence + and the Machine, jazz, dubstep and rock,
we'll all get out to a farm and make a brand new Woodstock! 

[Ichigo Kurosaki]

Wow, I'm noticed
At least it's not bogus
Oh yea, I have a question
And it's not in aggression
What's a Woodstock?