Post a lie about the above poster

[Shaymin]

guys it's supposed to be about the above poster not you

gosh you're silly.
wait no that's true

gosh you're smart.

[Reluctant Wailord]

You have not been staring at a naked German chest while drooling buckets.

[Hitmonchu]

You hate Wailords. 

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

You eat babies.

[SirBlaziken]

You hate pokemon! 

[SirBlaziken]

You hate pokemon! 

Wait, I've a better one

does not know that 2 + 2 Does not equal fish

[Draghost999]

You didn't forget that the topic is called "Post a lie about the above poster", not "Double-Post a lie about the above poster".

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

You didn't break Rule 20! <_>

[SirBlaziken]

You're actually a hamster

[Draghost999]

You're not a badass Blaziken.

[SirBlaziken]

Is actually a robot named Kyle

[Draghost999]

You have 19 heads and one of them is an attractive female that all the other heads love.

[SirBlaziken]

Is a rouge ninja

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

You love Infernape. :3

[Wolstenholme]

You're a boy.