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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #225 on: July 19, 2013, 16:15 »
390. Yell for no reason
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #226 on: July 20, 2013, 18:36 »
391. Eat garbage from the trash cans naked.
392. Act like Brock Samson and just start killing people.
393. If you're a guy, open packages of socks and start stuffing your pants. If you're a girl, do the same thing but with your bra!
395. Hack into the security system and set it off every five seconds!
396. Give free haircuts and butcher your clients' hair beyond touch up!
397. Sneak up on bald men and draw on their heads while they aren't looking!
398. Walk around all distraught and filthy while muttering "Dingo ate my baby! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!"
399. Open the vitamin bottles and switch contents around among them.
400. Practice your discus throwing with ceramic plates!
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #227 on: July 20, 2013, 19:30 »
401. Eat the manager's shirt off.
402. Pour the Sahara Desert into the store.
403. Replace all the money with Cheesecake
404. ERROR 404 all the computers for the workers.this is number 404 lol.
405. Eat all the food and do the biggest burp/fart ever in the Manager's face
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #228 on: July 20, 2013, 19:44 »
406. Delete system 32 on all the computers. All of them.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #229 on: July 20, 2013, 20:19 »
407. Go to the express checkout with an expensive item and pay for it in pennies! Add some Canadian ones in there as well as 1 cent euros! When people complain it's taken so long, simply say, "What? I HAVE 10 items or less!"
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #230 on: July 20, 2013, 22:04 »
408. Paint "[Your name] was here" On every Item.When they call you over the intercom,walk by them with a mustache and jacket on.When they stop you and ask your name,say "I'm Zachary,Just looking for clothes that doesn't say something." Then take off your disguise and run in slow motion.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #231 on: July 20, 2013, 23:46 »
409. Punch the manager where it hurts. Repeatedly.
410. Stab the manager in the knee. (I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS. YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL AND YOU WILL GET NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER.)
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #232 on: July 21, 2013, 00:53 »
^ What if it was an accident and you did it with a pencil?

411. Crash your car into Walmart through the counter and run over the cashier.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #233 on: July 22, 2013, 14:57 »
412. Be Draghost
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #234 on: July 22, 2013, 16:46 »
413. Yell at every kid.
414. Violate a Rarity plushie in public.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #235 on: July 22, 2013, 17:21 »
415. If your me, simply walk in.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #236 on: July 22, 2013, 17:23 »
416. Read every way in this topic out loud.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #237 on: July 22, 2013, 17:25 »
417. Wear a swastika and declare your support for Adolf

418. Eat all the pringles
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #238 on: July 22, 2013, 17:27 »
419. Throw a can of Pringles at somebody.
420. Run down the candy aisle while throwing everything off the shelves.
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Re: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« Reply #239 on: July 22, 2013, 17:29 »
421. Take a bottle of beer, smash it over the manager's head and yell "OPPA!!!!!"
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